If this season of #thevoice were a fetus it would deserve to be aborted because it would be born empty without substance. Tonight was a musical tragedy Kob3Sm1thaiwfwyattroh
1) Sugar Joans - This was frightful. Her singing sounds like she's performing an exorcism. I can't believe this piece of talentless trash is wasting a spot that could have gone to another mediocre singer, either Bryana or Ricky. This season truly is awful!
2) Ryan Sill - I've come to a conclusion that Gwen simply wants this guys penis. This literally sounds like a dirge, a lament for the dead. Duran Duran would be turning in their graves.
3) Jessie Pitts - I want to like Jessie but to me she is synonymous with Melanie Martinez, who herself was already a freak show. But any ways, I love this song, and I didn't mind this rendition of it for a while. Her vocals weren't as annoying as I usually remembered them to be but she literally sounded like she was dying as the song picked up. Okay this was god awful.
4) Damien - THE FIRST GOOD PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT. I am so tired of Damien but it's not my fault he's competing against a bunch of talentless clowns. This actually wasn't so bad in the typicality department. It felt fresh, and felt powerful.
5) DaNica Shirey - Okay why do we need to moan like that? I did not like this version of Creep. Danica's vocals weren't bad but it all sounded a bit unpleasant to the ear after a while.
6) Taylor John Williams - This definitely showed a different side of Taylor, but I'm not entirely sure whether I like it. You'd think I would like this but I found his singing to be average and borderline-high school talent show disaster.
7) Reagan James - I'm sorry but she completely fell flat. Disappointing performance after my Reagan radar began going up. This performance does not do her any justice and will essentially fade her into the background. The song also did not work and sounded horrible.
8) Luke Wade - This sounded a bit messy for Luke, but is still overall one of the better performances of the night. Don't care for this too much, but I'm kind of forced to care given his competition.
9) Matt McAndrew - NOW WE ARE TALKING. I love this song and am glad Matt did it justice. Matt is one of the more unique contestants this year in a line-up filled with boring below-average chart fillers and he's become one of my favourites.
10) Craig Wayne Boyd - You know this season needs to be put out of its misery when CRAIG gives one of the overall better performances. This was a clean, listenable vocal. Thank you Craig.
11) Chris Jamison - Okay this was 1000 times better than last weeks fear-fest by Chris. Thinking about it, it's not too surprising that Chris was chosen by Adam as he has massive potential, and I really hope the public now gets behind him again since Chris is more appealing as a performer than over half the other acts.
12) Anita Antoinette - Anita did not need a Redemption Song because she is FLAWWWWWWLESSSSSSSS. Her vocal, her style, the emotion in the performance. This was on point.
EDIT: Elimination prediction?
Hopefully Ryan and Sugar.
I hate how DaNica thinks that she can just use her overpowering voice to win over the viewers. Like seriously, that was one of the worst renditions of "Creep" I've ever heard. That song meant nothing to me when she sang it. Creep is supposed to be dark and it's supposed to be emotional. It was not emotional at all when she sang it. Fuck DaNica.
If this season of #thevoice were a fetus it would deserve to be aborted because it would be born empty without substance. Tonight was a musical tragedy Kob3Sm1th aiwfwyattroh