Ok, this season is already a hot mess. Well, at least for the Brains tribe. To start with, you never elect the middle-aged man in a blazer as your team leader, they are normally the sketchiest people ever. And then David decides to "vote out" the strongest male? Umm...HELLO! Have you ever SEEN the show, David? If that person was actually getting voted out, you just blew the only physical person you had. But you had to know there was going to be a twist, so now you gave your biggest threat some sort of advantage. And then the tribe gets to camp and they are literally the biggest idiots when it comes to making the shelter. Like J'Tia, you had to know that bossy castaways get in trouble early on, why step up with this "plan" you had that completely failed? Ugh.
And then on the Beauty tribe, we have Morgan who failed at finding that idol, but did come up with a brilliant cover story. "Oh yeah, hey guys. Don't mind me over here by the rocks, but instead look at all the supplies I chose!" Like seriously, give that girl some credit for that lie!
But then on the Brawns tribe, the idiot Trish decided NOT to go look for the idol and instead picked more supplies? Like really, girl? Have you not seen the show either? You are on the "strongest" tribe, and you are the smallest, oldest, female. You are an easy vote for an early Tribal Council. I wouldn't have thought twice about looking for the idol if I were her.
Then to the first challenge, and no shock, the Brains lose. Whatever, vote out David, I dont care. Didn't like him, wasn't going to like him. Bye.
And then comes the second challenge and just when you thought the Brains could actually pull it together and win, they have the most epic loss ever. Like a girl who's finger is practically FALLING OFF beats you in a puzzle. And not only that, but a tribe of dumb bimbos who was like an hour behind you beats you too? I dont know what strategy J'Tia had. It looked like she was just randomly trying to place pieces while on the verge of tears. Hot mess express.
So then the Brawns go back to camp and the Russell Hantz wannabe finds a clue to the idol and then actually finds the idol? Shocker...
And back to the Brains tribe, where it should have been a clear vote for J'Tia. But Garrett somehow found a way to not only screw himself over, but also Spencer. All they needed to do was pull Kass aside and reassure the vote for J'Tia and it wouldn't have changed. But instead, the open forum fucked him in the ass and lead to J'Tia going crazy and throwing out all the rice, which would have solidified my vote for her. But no...Tasha and Kass decide it's a good idea to keep her and get rid of your strongest asset? Lolbye in the upcoming challenges.
Like the Brains need a miracle right now and the four of them need to survive to the merge for any of them to have a shot at winning.
