I understand why people still spam me after I haven't been on in 40 days.
I'll obviously plus your shit when I finally come back...oh wait, it's all expired.
When you're on Chatroulette ...
Me: i only like seeing a dick when i dont see their faces
Hoodieeeeee: LOOOOOOOL
Me: because i just dont kno
Me:i get creeeped out
Me: like if you have a nice dick i dont want to see your face and see taht your ugly
Me: and if your hotttttttttt i dont want to see you have a small dick
Me: so i just dont connect the two
I think it's a pretty wise outlook on my part.
Don't you agree?
;]
Brother: Whatever you do, don't jump off.
Me: Okay...
(rides on the pegs of my brothers bike)
Me: Ahhh, this is scary I want to get off. Slow down!
-Jumps off-
Brother: Are you stupid? I told you not to jump off.
Well. I cut both my hands. Plus busted up my elbow.
My whole right arm was numb, still kind of is.
It hurttttttt.
Me: Does giving birth hurt more than this?
Family: Yes.
