So one of my class groups decided we were gonna make a Facebook chat today, so we were giving each other our laptops to search ourselves on Facebook.
I passed my laptop to one of the girls that I have a big crush on, who is the cutest thing ever btw, and of course I've Facebook stalked her recently.
Well, you know how Facebook has that thing where if you click the search bar, it'll show you the most recent people you've searched for on Facebook? I realized that right after passing my computer over, and I had an internal crisis knowing that she was about to see herself pop up as one of the 2-3 most recent people I've searched.
By the grace of everything good in this world, I didn't have Facebook open and I told her I'd just search myself on her laptop instead.
I almost died and went to heaven (probably) today, ladies and gents. I narrowly avoided death by my own mistake.
