Have really strong urges to pee somewhere that isn't the toilet? Like if it weren't cold as balls outside, I'd probably pee off the deck onto my roommate's Mustang.
Well, maybe not actually, but I want to. Really badly.
Randori Come on dude, that would be mean. If I pee on it, then he'll never know, but I'll still get the satisfaction of knowing that I peed on his car.
I guess we each have our own definition of mean. But hey, if you wanna pee on his car and stick yo dick in his exhaust pipe then be my guess. Also, I miss you brah.