#24
Why did these people even get the opportunity to play again...?
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At #25 is SURVIVOR: SOUTH PACIFIC!
I hated Ozzy already, he's an arrogant self entitled twat and I don't know what America sees in him. I grew to hate Coach during the run, he had lost his humourous vibes and just became very, very annoying. The already failing trend of bringing back two returning contestants to play alongside noobs failed again, shocker. I hated the winner too, but by the time the final episode came around I was team "Anyone but Ozzy/Coach!".
This season introduced us to another Hantz in the form of Brandon, who was more likable than his uncle but seriously began to piss me off with his false morals and integrity routine. You're a Hantz, act like one! At the beginning of the season he tried to get Mikayla out because he was scared he would end up cheating on his wife, that amused me for about fifteen seconds, before I realised how fucked up in the head he actually is. Then in the end he gave up immunity and got voted out, aw. What a dumb dumb.
A guy called Rick made it to the final 5, remember him? No? I'm not surprised. I think he avoided votes because they all forgot he was there and I know I certainly forgot. Dawn was less annoying in this season than on her second appearance, for which we are all retrospectively thankful.
But really not a lot happened all season, Redemption Island was in play which pretty much sucked. All I wanted from the first 10 minutes of every episode was for Ozzy to lose the duel, he never did. The only stand out move was when Cochran flipped from the bottom of his original tribe to the bottom of the other tribe, which didn't really help him at all.
I struggled to come up with an image to attach to this blog, which pretty much sums up how irrelevant this season is. In the end I went for Ozzy's torch being snuffed because it was one of the few good things to happen.
#24