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BBCAN5 Returnee Cast Assessment, If Anyone Cares

Mar 8, 2017 by Skyler_TW
Gary - So fucking annoying & obnoxious but I've been preparing myself for his eventual return since season 1. That won't make him any more bearable but he's an obvious choice to return & I knew it would happen so whatever. Just hope he goes first so I don't wanna decapitate myself week 2 of the show.

Neda - Honestly so overrated, but she belongs. I don't dislike Neda but I never got the hype. Her game was NOT as great as y'all whackos push urselves to believe. The girl was invisible up until like week 6. She did nothing in that period of time, she abandoned her allies & didn't pitch in to help them or strategize w/ them, & then once production gave her & the rest of the non first 5 participants safety & a boost, she finally linked up w/ Jon after Heather's HOH & became a good strategist

Bruno - He seems like an odd choice because unlike the other returnees thrown in the mix, we fans generally don't care about Bruno. But he's one of the biggest gamers the series has had, & was indeed screwed. Had he not, he could have won. Even though there are more popular choices, Bruno is a good pick for sheer gameplay. It's a game, not just a show

Kevin - One of my fav BBCAN guys so I am pumped. Even though I feel a little biased because I wanted to like him more, but as the season went on he just got lamer. Plus I haaated Pilar. I look forward to seeing him again, without her. He's a true strategist & belongs as a returnee. Would not have looked past him for this. I hope he sleeps naked some more, I want to fuck him. Lol but that's besides the point

Sindy - I loved Sindy & she's actually one of my tip top favorites from the series. I think mostly she is here for entertainment which I ain't mad about. But she already got hit w/ that revolving door, making a comeback in her original season. I kind of think she doesn't need to return a third time? I'm cool w/ it, but I would have been fine w/ a different girl since I think she's the biggest flop of the 8. She is a fav though so it's not surprising & I'm ready for her to entertain!

Ika - My actual fucking fav ever on BBCAN. God, yessss I was waiting for this to happen. I knew it would. She better fucking go far, even better, WIN. I need her on my screen for as long as possible. I haven't been more excited for a returnee other than Britney Haynes aka the #1 Big Brother player of alllll time.

Dallas - This is such a head scratcher. I didn't mind Dallas, I kinda liked him & I wanted him to stick around & live up to his potential. Maddy really fucking screwed him & his crew. So he certainly deserves a shot at redemption, but this is supposed to be like an All Stars, & having Dallas doesn't really make sense. Nobody gave a fuck about him after his season... like the rest of the 8 returnees. He just doesn't live up to the others' legacies. But producers always need that head scratcher decision I guess. They wanted someone unliked, I'm sure

Cassandra - I honesty didn't fuck w/ her through & through. She annoyed me start to finish w/ her personality & attitude. I'll give her credit towards the end, for sure. Definitely a worthy returnee however, especially out of all the BBCAN4 girls. I just personally don't care for her at all & her game could have been better overall. But a good choice, nonetheless & I think she'll be better this time around

Overall I think it's a very solid group of returnees though. All good choices for an all stars, if it was strictly returnees. Putting personal opinions aside though, I'd deff swap out Dallas & Sindy for Jill & Phil. I'd say Emmett but that would leave no guys from Seasons 2 or 4. Plus I don't foresee us getting Jillian & Emmett both on the same season again. & Phil & Jill are winners so it adds that to the mix

#BBCAN5

Comments

Neda -> um the reason why her game was so good was because it was invisible for that long and by the time people realized how good she was, it was too late. If you watched the feeds, she was the main strategist in her alliances.. She got Jon to evict his bff. so DO NOT try it
Sent by levonini,Mar 8, 2017
levonini It's definitely the best strategy to lay low at first & then make plays, but she didn't integrate herself w/ anything. The people she was close to in the early stages were Jon, Ika, Adel & Rachelle but she wasn't helping them at all. She found herself not in control so she did nothing about it until Production & Canada threw them a bone. Being a invisible was never her strategy so it doesn't make her good. Laying low is a strategy & she didn't even lay low, she was purely invisible & no, that's not good strategy. You can lay low & be under the radar without being invisible. That's good strategy. Neda became a lovely strategist, no doubt, & I look forward to her gameplay this time around. She played well once she finally started but overall her game was not AS great as everybody hypes it. Many could outwit her
Sent by Skyler_TW,Mar 8, 2017
skyler_tw In interviews she said her strategy was to lay low until mid game which is what she did. She spent the first half of the game making essential relationships in Jon, Adel and Heather that would later turn into her army in the game. Why would she want to be in control the first part of the game, that would risk exposure and could lead to her becoming a target. Thats exactly what happened to Sabrina and the rest of the First Five. Being invisible is a good strategy. That is the kind of UTR game that makes you dangerous because nobody knows what you are capable of until its too late. I do think people hype her game up but it is deserved. The only other female strategist that comes close to her in BBCAN in Cassandra.
Sent by levonini,Mar 8, 2017
levonini I don't disagree at all. That's the smartest way to do it. She did indeed become one of the better strategists. I'm not saying that she needed to change her game, but it took for a Canada HOH for her to get the balls to be that strategist & it also took Jon's ride or dieness for her to open herself up to actually playing. There was sooo much she could have done or partaken in in the first half of the game that wouldn't have exposed her or made her any bigger of a target, & she still could have done it all while managing to lay low. It would have complimented her so much more & maybe even change the outcome for the better. But she left everything slide & didn't worry about doing anything at all because I feel like she was lost
Sent by Skyler_TW,Mar 8, 2017
Also, Jillian is the best BBCAN strategist there is. Not Neda or Cassandra
Sent by Skyler_TW,Mar 8, 2017
Skyler_TW no Jillian is not lmao... She aligned with Emmett and got herself into a targeted showmance and didn't even realise Emmett was much more loyal to Tom than herself, Jill was just lucky Tom got evicted early so Emmett switched loyalty to her. Jill and Emmett only remained in the game together because they won all the competitions and didn't give anyone a chance to evict them except when Gary randomly won the final HOH. Jill didn't really have a good strategic game, she was just a comp beast. Neda was both a comp beast AND a strategic threat.
Sent by Cornelia,Mar 8, 2017
Cornelia Neda a comp beast? She won 3 comps & most of them, barely.

If you think Jillian wasn't a strategist that's amazing. Just because she & her man, who by the way would have become more attached & loyal to Jillian w/ or without Tom in the game, traded HOH's & didn't "give" the people a chance to target them doesn't mean she (or he) weren't amazing strategic game bots
Sent by Skyler_TW,Mar 8, 2017
I wish Arlie woulda been picked :/. Would have loved to see an
Arlie/Kevin Dynamic Duo
Sent by Brad13535,Mar 8, 2017

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