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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Happy Birthday Brendan! (BrenLa if u don't know, he is irrelevant)

9thSep 27, 2016 by SmoothStalker12
imageHappy Birthday BrenLa I am typing this on my laptop while managing the front desk of my library like the professional I am, I hope I make you proud. I hope you come to the Pat's game up in Cle so I can actually physically assault you in front of all of your friends then post the vlog on tengaged. Thanks for being my noob rookies allie when we were #ChillTown that was so embarrassing i can't believe you actually thought we could work together in games.

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/SmoothStalker12/5825333/happy-birthday-brendan
This time I had your birthday in a note on my phone but i still forgot :)

Honestly though I know I am very annoying at [most] times but I have decided I will text you more often because how could you not miss me? There is nothing more that I want in my life than more heterosexual testosterone in my iMessages! Thank you for being a good pal the past few years, i think around 3 years isnt that crazy it makes me want to cry.

Here are a collection of fake birthday messages from your fake friends who think you are, well, fake!

Happy Birthday! - Oysterman11

Happy Birthday! - shyannemystik

Happy Birthday! - GiGi10

Happy Birthday! - jacksonjoseph99

Happy Birthday! - DiamondsArentForever

Happy Birthday! - Oliviaxoxo *in welsh accent*

Happy Birthday! - #Tyler93

Happy Birthday! - baza76

Happy Birthday! - saraj10

Happy Birthday! - jadennator1

Happy Birthday! - useamint

Happy Birthday! - FighterMan

Happy Birthday! - DownEaster

Happy Birthday! - BB5lover

Happy Birthday! - Orlando652

Happy Birthday! - GentlemanG

Happy Birthday! - JasonXtreme

Happy Birthday! - LemJam6

Happy Birthday! - Rocker917

Happy Birthday! - IceBeast

Happy Birthday! - Guigi

Happy Birthday! - Arris

Happy Birthday! - #LewisC

Happy Birthday! - semajdude

Happy Birthday! - Mikey_Elite

Happy Birthday! - RobertGuajardo

Happy Birthday! - ZombieBrian

Happy Birthday! - DanielleDonato

Happy Birthday! - Maxiphone27

Happy Birthday! - Music

Happy Birthday Dad! - PureEssence

I'd send a gift your way but I mean that would be too typical of me.
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop Dunder Mifflin

From RobertGuajardo bought in shop Peace Will Win

From chibideidara bought in shop Gone Girl

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop THE QANDY STORE
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From RobertGuajardo bought in shop *ping* HELLO?

From DiamondsArentForever bought in shop Blue Neighbourhood

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop The Agloe General Store
I love you...
First kiss just like a drug
Under your influence
You take me over you're the magic in my veins
This must be love

Boom! Clap!
The sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom! Clap!
You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom! Clap!

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop WICKED is good

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop WICKED is good

From EliotWhi bought in shop The Trio

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop The Trio
I love you... MARRY ME

From Orlando652 bought in shop Alaska Young Memorial

From suzycroatia bought in shop Alaska Young Memorial

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop BananaSexy
I really don't like you

From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop 6126
I put you through A LOT and this is the least I could do for you, stop telling people I'm gay. #CALDON #BREVIN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PICKED THE HAIRY SKIN LAST YEAR

From bamold1999 bought in shop Calcong Klein

From bamold1999 bought in shop Calcong Klein

From ricktworick1 bought in shop The Agloe General Store

Comments

Sad.
Sent by DanielleDonato,Sep 27, 2016
also can we talk about Oliviaxoxo not changing at all in 2 years?

Fappy birthday brendaaaaaaan!!
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Sep 28, 2014

FAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENFRAP BRENLA
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Sep 27, 2016
Sent by SmoothStalker12,Sep 27, 2016
Brenla hbd stud
Sent by GentlemanG,Sep 27, 2016
another year closer to death brenla :)
Sent by semajdude,Sep 27, 2016
LOL is this real :O
but anyways happy bday brenla :)
Sent by Brandt69,Sep 27, 2016
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sent by MrBird,Sep 27, 2016
yaaay happy bday BrenLa < 3
Sent by Arris,Sep 27, 2016
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING
Sent by IceBeast,Sep 28, 2016
LOL
Sent by Downeaster,Sep 28, 2016
I would never say that about Brendan, you stupid idiot.
Sent by GiGi10,Sep 28, 2016
Happy Birthday Loser ;p add me back :'(
Sent by Guigi,Sep 28, 2016
LMAO
Sent by baza76,Sep 28, 2016
LMFAO CALVIN
Sent by PureEssence,Sep 28, 2016
Happy Birthday :)
Sent by Pegasus1234,Sep 28, 2016
awww happy birthday! BrenLa
Sent by skyler1822,Sep 28, 2016
I would never say that about Brendan, you stupid idiot.
Sent by Oysterman11,Sep 28, 2016
YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT
Sent by BrenLa,Sep 28, 2016
hbd
Sent by JasonXtreme,Sep 28, 2016
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENNYBOO
Sent by Rocker917,Sep 28, 2016
Well happy birthday brenla I do so hope its a lovely one
Sent by Mikey_Elite,Sep 28, 2016

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