Happy Birthday BrenLa I am typing this on my laptop while managing the front desk of my library like the professional I am, I hope I make you proud. I hope you come to the Pat's game up in Cle so I can actually physically assault you in front of all of your friends then post the vlog on tengaged. Thanks for being my noob rookies allie when we were #ChillTown that was so embarrassing i can't believe you actually thought we could work together in games.
Honestly though I know I am very annoying at [most] times but I have decided I will text you more often because how could you not miss me? There is nothing more that I want in my life than more heterosexual testosterone in my iMessages! Thank you for being a good pal the past few years, i think around 3 years isnt that crazy it makes me want to cry.
Here are a collection of fake birthday messages from your fake friends who think you are, well, fake!
From DiamondsArentForever bought in shop Blue Neighbourhood
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop The Agloe General Store
I love you...
First kiss just like a drug
Under your influence
You take me over you're the magic in my veins
This must be love
Boom! Clap!
The sound of my heart
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom! Clap!
You make me feel good
Come on to me, come on to me now
Boom! Clap!
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop WICKED is good
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop WICKED is good
From EliotWhi bought in shop The Trio
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop The Trio
I love you... MARRY ME
From Orlando652 bought in shop Alaska Young Memorial
From suzycroatia bought in shop Alaska Young Memorial
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop BananaSexy
I really don't like you
From SmoothStalker12 bought in shop 6126
I put you through A LOT and this is the least I could do for you, stop telling people I'm gay. #CALDON#BREVIN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PICKED THE HAIRY SKIN LAST YEAR
From bamold1999 bought in shop Calcong Klein
From bamold1999 bought in shop Calcong Klein
From ricktworick1 bought in shop The Agloe General Store