To get into the Halloween Spirit

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Sent by Yaxha,Oct 9, 2015

Why did't the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts.

Sent by sosyomomma,Oct 9, 2015

What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi

muahaha

Sent by pikachu142,Oct 9, 2015

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.

(The skeleton's name was Willie)

Sent by ElectraCakes,Oct 9, 2015

What's a mummies favorite type of music?

WRAP!!

Sent by MikeRORO,Oct 9, 2015

Why didn’t the skeleton want to play frooks?
His heart wasn’t in it.

Sent by RoseMaria,Oct 9, 2015

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

Sent by JayElVeeIsBack,Oct 9, 2015

Also, take into account that I have not forgotten those who have ridiculed me. Halloween is not about forgiveness.

same johneh

Sent by Don_Draper,Oct 9, 2015

Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

Sent by Blahblahblahblah,Oct 9, 2015

why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Sent by DiamondsArentForever,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?

A "hollow-weenie"

Sent by Crickets,Oct 9, 2015

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!

Sent by Oswald19,Oct 9, 2015

What does a zombie who wants to be healthy eat?
GRRRRAAAAINNNNNS!

Sent by Yoshitomi,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call a hot dog that is left cold?
A cold dog.

Sent by ilovetosing,Oct 9, 2015

Why did the scary evil chicken the scary even road?
TO GET TO THE SCARY EVIL SIDE.

Sent by alanb1,Oct 9, 2015

Why couldn't the skeleton sing at his halloween prom?

he didnt have the guts too

Sent by NotNicky333,Oct 9, 2015

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.


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Sent by DeathIsGreat,Oct 9, 2015

Why did a ghost go into the bar?

To get the boos.

Sent by Haileyyy,Oct 9, 2015

Whats the difference between randomize and a pack of blood-thirsty zombies?

Zombies don't fall off the face of the earth for 34 days.

Sent by JoglruLOST,Oct 9, 2015

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Booooobeees!

Sent by Temeky,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call  someone who makes an account to entertain us but just has cheesy blogs and jokes?

spiritofhalloween

Sent by disneygeek,Oct 9, 2015

What is a vampire's favorite fruit??
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NECK-tarines ;)

Sent by Delete2544,Oct 9, 2015

Is Halloween happening soon?

Nope, Santa Claus killed all the scary creatures to have more attention.

Sent by Juliann,Oct 9, 2015

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 ate 9

Sent by garygbs2nd,Oct 9, 2015

^fucking cannibals^

Sent by garygbs2nd,Oct 9, 2015

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Because vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.

Sent by pilatesgrl,Oct 9, 2015

Why did Sally drop her trick-or-treat bag?

Because she fell.

Sent by hurrah,Oct 9, 2015

What room is useless for a ghost?

A living room!

Sent by BatmanTDI,Oct 9, 2015

This account

Sent by Bix123,Oct 9, 2015

What's red, melting and screams?

A baby in a microwave.

Sent by CaitlinBella,Oct 9, 2015

"Also, take into account that I have not forgotten those who have ridiculed me. Halloween is not about forgiveness."

so, johneh, I'm guessing that people like myself who have expressed how we don't like you won't be eligible for these "prizes". Sad.

Sent by blueu22,Oct 9, 2015

How did the skeleton get all the candy?
Cause he went into the bowl left on the porch, and brought it back into his grave.

Sent by yoshicoolman,Oct 9, 2015

Why did JustMe cross the road?

A tictac

Sent by Timberlie,Oct 9, 2015

blueu22 I'll happily ask SpiritOfHalloween for the password just to filter you? :)

Sent by Johneh,Oct 9, 2015

What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

One dead baby stapled to 10 trees

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CaitlinBella ;)

Sent by tomdudley,Oct 9, 2015

Also, take into account that I have not forgotten those who have ridiculed me. Halloween is not about forgiveness.

oh my god why dont you just go cry a river u pussy ass bitch

Sent by lemonface,Oct 9, 2015

i think my favorite joke is phenomanimal

Sent by MTman,Oct 9, 2015

What's a witches favorite class?

Spelling

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sent by LittleMix,Oct 9, 2015

here's my joke:

SpiritOfHalloween

Sent by EternalBlossom,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A PLUMPKIN AHAHAHA

Sent by kindlycruel1,Oct 9, 2015

What does the Twitter bird give out for Halloween?
Trick or Tweets

Sent by Archerskyfire,Oct 9, 2015

boo bitch

Sent by Olaf_,Oct 9, 2015

What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?

Murder King

Sent by dudetb3,Oct 9, 2015

what does a skeleton say before dinner?

BONE appetite!

Sent by JasonXtreme,Oct 9, 2015

Why can't Witches have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls

Sent by xRAIN_shooter,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call a witch on the beach?

A sand-witch

Sent by useamint,Oct 9, 2015

"What does Dracula do? Bites neck?"
- Lucinda

bengalboy tofutime FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT icing

Sent by jenzie,Oct 9, 2015

Who was the most famous witch detective?
Warlock Holmes

Sent by 1ry99,Oct 9, 2015

What is a pumpkin's favorite treat?
The pulp of his fallen enemies c:

Sent by lukey_,Oct 9, 2015

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula

Sent by Gkinn1234,Oct 9, 2015

What do you call a very useful pumpkin

a jack-o-lantern of all trades

Sent by KingOfClubs,Oct 9, 2015

this is the worst fucking piece of shit to happen to tengaged.

it's biased and annoying.

i'd rather be filtered *throws up piece sign emoji*

Sent by JosephinaAlexis,Oct 9, 2015

What room does a ghost not need ?

A living room

Sent by LuckyLefty,Oct 9, 2015

What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?

Being her broom!

Sent by Jaxon,Oct 9, 2015

Whats worse than halloween.

Johneh

jkjk

Sent by Allyxox,Oct 9, 2015

jenzie LMAO

Sent by BengalBoy,Oct 9, 2015

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you next month

Sent by Happy202,Oct 9, 2015

Why don't witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on the broom

Sent by Happy202,Oct 9, 2015

Why are witches often ticketed?

cuz they're caught hexing and driving!!!!!!

also they're total bitches on the road

Sent by hellokittygirls,Oct 9, 2015

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not Z!

Sent by underwzc,Oct 9, 2015

What is the favorite dessert of ghosts?

BOOBERRY PIE! :)

Sent by Gohandd,Oct 9, 2015

my face

lol

Sent by QueenLuna,Oct 9, 2015

Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.

Sent by andalarew_2231,Oct 9, 2015

what do u call a spooky fish with no Eyes
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Fshhh

Sent by skylord,Oct 9, 2015

Why did the zombie not eat the blondes brains because she didn't have anyone to begin with lol hahaha spiritofhalloween

Sent by eric_136,Oct 9, 2015

The scariest thing you can be for Halloween is Donald Trump

Sent by Mchappy,Oct 9, 2015

Best Halloween joke?
Halloween

Sent by Westyman557,Oct 9, 2015

Finally I can ride my broom and noone asks questions ;) Happy Halloween!

Sent by Minie,Oct 10, 2015

What is the most popular subject for a witch to learn?

Spelling

Hi

Sent by Colin1357,Oct 10, 2015

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

He was OUT-STANDING in his field!

Sent by Zuelke,Oct 10, 2015

keep acting like this isnt u johneh

Sent by blueu22,Oct 10, 2015

Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos xD

Sent by Minie,Oct 10, 2015