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funny story tonight

Apr 29, 2017 by Steel
so i know this pretty asian chick had a crush on me for a while so i was reserving her as a backup plan for the night

things didnt go so great there werent really any great parties going on so i decided to take thhis girl back to my room and see where things went

basically we are both shirtless making out in my bed and then she says the dreaded words to me

im a virgin

after that it was over obviously i kissed her for like 3 more seconds and then i was like hey ur a great girl but u should go to bed im really tired ill see ya another time okay bye gtfo of my room :)

then she left abruptly after that and now im alone and didnt get laid once again

i need to bang tomorrow otherwise ill kill someone

Comments

rip
Sent by Brandt69,Apr 29, 2017
I IRL LAUGHED @ THE FIRST SENTENCE "reserved as a backup plan"
Sent by babiicakes,Apr 29, 2017
you sound terrible
Sent by savannah19,Apr 29, 2017
babiicakes you would be my main ho
savannah19 yeah im kinda shallow and awful
Sent by Steel,Apr 29, 2017
I would have probably asked if she was okay with me taking her V-card, and then if she were, I would have just went all the way.  If she was pretty, then it coulda been a home run
Sent by Icarus_Mark,Apr 29, 2017
Why don't you just get a thirsty girl to go down on you lol
Sent by TheEmpress,Apr 29, 2017
Icarus_Mark dude the thing is i didn't want her to get attached and be hurt, i'm studying abroad next semester so basically i would have fucked her and then left for 9 months and i feel like that would have been a douche move
Sent by Steel,Apr 29, 2017
Oh, okay.  Then yeah, I guess you were in a no-win situation in that case.
Sent by Icarus_Mark,Apr 29, 2017
Oh damn at least you have a conscience you could of just humped and dumped her. Then moved on to the next one. Haha your stories make me laugh xD I can't wait for the abroad ones tbh
Sent by Rain848,Apr 29, 2017

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