Here are the first few former players permanently bolted into the flopman wank bank.
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#10: Charlie B. / CharlieBibi (Jan Mayen/Allies vs. Adversaries/Last Leap/Polynesia.. kinda)
Awww Felix. This is the kind of person who will always return because you know they have no chance at winning, but they'll turn your game into an OTT shit storm. Of course he quit the most recent season because of my premature death and he hates my guts and I'm probably shouldn't bring him back, but for some reason I need that hate in my life. It's our love.
#9: Ryan C. / KidA (Brazil/Second Chances/Bingo vs. Suitman/Last Leap)
What a victim. This poor poor fellow died to the hands of one of the meanest people to grace all of Survivor... Ethanshit000 and his bible. There is only one way this man can ever be compensated for what happened to him, and that is for him to return for every season we consider him for. Ever. Want the proof? See below. http://www.tengaged.com/blog/SuitMan13/6880858/ahem
#8 Kelly R. / Kelly0412 (El Salvador/Polynesia [rip])
Goddess. That is all.
#7: Derek Z. / bryjow123 (Brazil/All-Stars/Moral vs. Merciless/Conqueror's Crusade/Polynesia [oh and Mongolia but we don't talk about that])
Tengaged's cockiest shit around is literally one of the shoddiest people when it comes to admitting they failed at a final tribal council. But hey ho he must always return, especially now he is remembered for MISSING FTC twice in a row taking 4th place both times. Wait? You say he also WON two times? No see I don't remember that. Just the fact he forgot the letter S in the Conqueror's Crusade final immunity which cost him the win. Also played most days tho so gg.
#6: Nick M. / manalord (Last Leap/Last Leap/Last Leap)
Ah manalord. Suitman's Survivor's resident sack of shit who I of course hate will be most remembered for his 24th in Last Leap. And nothing else. Nope. He never played any when else. At least, I don't recall it. He must return because, well, he has a season pass so it kind of has to happen...... damnit.
So here are your first lot of hot chicks, next lot coming shortly. *giggity*
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#9: Ryan C. / KidA (Brazil/Second Chances/Bingo vs. Suitman/Last Leap)
What a victim. This poor poor fellow died to the hands of one of the meanest people to grace all of Survivor... Ethanshit000 and his bible. There is only one way this man can ever be compensated for what happened to him, and that is for him to return for every season we consider him for. Ever. Want the proof? See below.
You mention this all the time but do you not realize that if I wasn't for me Ethan's crusty ass would have went home that day and Ryan would still be there?..
