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#5: Rhys R. / AndThenThereWasOne (Japan/Conqueor's Crusade)
Let me tell you a story about me and Rhys. On a wet day in London I invited him out for afternoon tea, and as we talked over a plate of crumpets I realised that I was doing everything he was asking me to do. Literally. If he told me to get up at steal someone's bag I'd immediately do that. It was at that moment that I figured it out. I realised why he is so good at group games. He's bloody Kilgrave from Jessica Jones (With less David Tennant of course). While we were there he asked me to bring him back so obviously since I listen to what he says, that is happening.
#4: Wyatt A. / aiwfwyattroh (Brunei/Moral vs. Merciless/Conqueror's Crusade)
OK well I owe this guy another season. If not partially because he's won twice, then totally because he's basically the host of my group game. He saved New Zealand and Rejects vs. Royals and Polynesia was practically his season so there you go. He's not top only because the next three are literally everything.
#3: Adam B. / AdamBongo (Caicos Islands/East Timor/Conqueror's Crusade)
Bow down y'all to the might that is THE AdamBongo. Three-time Suitman's Survivor winner across both generations, and eternal enemy and target of hate by sir jealous aka Tyler. I am of course totally glancing over all his failures... like South Pacific... and One World... and Caicos Islands... and Conqueror's Crusade where he got pre-merged. BUT.. like Jeff Probst ignoring Boston Rob's HvV failure, I will ignore his and bring him back for a RI-style season with a bunch of idiot nitwits to claim his fourth win.
#2: Andaib S. / Sackeshi (Brunei/Occultus Island/Allies vs. Adversaries)
King Sackeshi of High Tengaged is a curious being. His existence is known to many and has pissed off many in the past. Me though? I am bewildered by his majesty. He was the true star of Brunei, known for almost fending off the evil Gerarf's Republic. His ability to chop of the heads of his victims makes him an icon in the history books of Suitman's Survivor. And although people have tried to replicate him, like Kol aka ThePug in my most recent season, none have ever truly lived up to his highness' glory.