After a very dramatic, crazy, and completely twisted season of Total Drama Survivor, it finally came down to three worthy finalists. Once again we would be getting a male winner, as the females were pretty much a non-factor in this season. Two representatives in the end were very famous internet icons, one being the Angry Video Game Nerd and the other being the Nostalgia Critic, while the other was a fat, ranting moron. How would the jury of seven vote?
Rebecca, in true WatchMojo fashion, explained that she tried to make a top 10 list of all three finalists strong suits for the game. She said she could only come up with three for Phil, and was tied with seven each for Doug and James. She asked each of them how their games differed and which one could give her at least one more stat for her top 10 list for the win.
Megan politely congratulated all three finalists, then asked Doug and James how one played any different than the other, and why an underdog like Phil didn't deserve to win when no one gave him a shot. When Doug said that Phil was lucky to even be there and he was pretty much worthless, Megan pointed out that he still outplayed 17 other people and thus was underestimated.
Justine openly called Doug a sexist for never talking with any of the females in the game and said she would not be voting for him. She then scolded James for pretty much doing the same, and asked him how his wife and daughter would feel seeing him only listening to males and never taking any females into consideration. She called Phil a fat, annoying slob, but did admit she was impressed he got to the end.
Jenna apologized for her earlier actions, and for punching Buckley and Matthew, but then proceeded to rip into the final three and pretty much insult all of them. She called Doug and James cowardly assholes for never bothering to make a move and just sticking with one another and completely disregarding everyone else. Phil didn't get attacked as badly, and while Jenna said she would vote for him, she still found him repulsive.
Matthew went off on a tangent about a theory he came up with, which disturbingly enough pretty much explained Doug and James' games to a tee. Both men had to admit that Matthew had gotten their games down perfectly. Matthew then asked Phil to explain HIS game, since it was one he honestly couldn't theorize or understand. When Phil gave his explanation, Matthew was both amused and intrigued.
Felix spent several moments hogging the camera for himself and professing his love to his 'Bro Army' and asking them to send in their votes for him so that he would win the Fan Favorite. When being yelled at to focus on the finalists, Felix simply stated that he would be voting for the most famous of the threesome, which was either Doug or James, because their hard work deserved to be paid off in full.
Buckley would have a speech for the ages and would likely be known as the best one Total Drama Survivor had ever seen. First, he calmly congratulated the final three on making it to the end, but then blatantly called the show a 'disgusting excuse for a program' that made everyone playing it everyone watching it lose a lot of their IQ points and they should be ashamed such 'garbage' actually is on the air. Never one to shy away from controversial comments, Buckley continued by saying he's glad he didn't win, since the winner of 'such ridiculous reality shows' always allowed fame to go to their heads and became 'awful pieces of human shit' upon getting such a large sum of money. After he was done attacking the show itself, Buckley attacked all three finalists. Reiterating what most of the other jury members had already pointed out (but with much better alliteration and context), Buckley effectively called Doug an egotistical sexist loudmouth with no regard to what others desired. Buckley called James a fake loser who had no video game or movie skills at all, and got by pretty much with unearned fame just like Felix (this, of course, angered Felix). Buckley then finished off with Phil, calling him a pitiful excuse for a human being, having no life at all and enjoying ripping off other YouTube people while having no talent himself. After that was done, Buckley finished off his gem of a speech by turning around and facing the jury. This is what he would say to them:
"Ladies and gentlemen of this fabricated jury, I pity all of us for having taken part in this degrading excuse for a TV show and ruining our lives by being exposed as the awful human beings we really are. Once we leave this wretched island, good luck going back to the way things were, because it isn't happening. This show brings out the worst in all of us, and the three mouth-breathers sitting in front of us, begging us for the money, makes me want to laugh. What a sadistic game we all are forced to play. A tangled web of lies and deceit we all have to craft to play in this ridiculous chess game. Our jobs as the defeated pawns in this game of chess are to award one of these players with money. The fact is, they are more pawns than we are. They make the end, and yet we are the ones who control their fate. Really, we controlled their fate all this time. It was just our own foolish human nature that allowed us to not see the light and be manipulated by our own egos. No, Doug and James did not play better than us. We simply allowed them to beat us. That is not winning. So, I hereby request that we give this ridiculous show the ending it deserves. Do not vote for the 'deserving' player in either Doug or James. Instead, vote for the disgrace that is Phil Mason. Vote for the person who has no business being there. Give all the idiots watching this show back home the ending they DON'T want. Give the world the middle finger. Why? Because they all brought this upon themselves, just like we did."
Finally, after Buckley's really shocking and revealing speech, it was time to vote for a winner. Pretty much, the final three were typically viewed in one way or another. Doug and James were both viewed as the masterminds, who controlled the game from start to finish, and were never in danger. While somewhat viewed as sexist due to never really conferring with females, both boys did admittedly play very well. However, the problem was trying to differentiate between one and the other, and also trying to decide if really either one DID deserve to win when one didn't really outshine the other. Phil was obviously viewed as a dumber version of Fabio, if that was possible. He was clearly someone who was incredibly annoying and stupid, not to mention really lazy, disgusting, loud and obnoxious. However, what some people were intrigued by was the fact that due to the final three having TWO masterminds that couldn't really be separated by anything, the fact that an underdog like Phil making it to the end WITHOUT ever having a subscriber idol and STILL winning two immunities was viewed as impressive.
Ultimately, the voting would break down as follows:
Rebecca - DOUG (She really wanted the winner to be deserving, and she felt Doug could use the money more than James)
Megan - JAMES (After Buckley's speech, she didn't want to listen to him, and really did respect James a lot as a person)
Justine - JAMES (She wanted to vote for Phil, but after listening to Buckley, she also changed her mind and went with her gut)
Jenna - PHIL (Wholeheartedly agreeing with what Buckley said, Jenna proudly kept her vote on Phil to be the crazy winner)
Matthew - JAMES (Deep down, despite all his silly talk of theories, Matthew was always voting for his fellow video game enthusiast)
Felix - DOUG (In typical PewDiePie fashion, he assumes Doug is more famous than James, and thus that's who he gives his vote to)
Buckley - PHIL (Being a man of his word, he keeps his vote to Phil, wanting nothing more than to have a bad winner for the show)
In a 3-2-2 vote, JAMES ROLFE WINS TOTAL DRAMA SURVIVOR CROSSOVER: SEASON 6!
20th - Lindy Tsang (Bubzbeauty)
19th - Michelle Phan (Michelle Phan)
18th - Christina Grimmie (Zeldaxlove64)
17th - Kandee Johnson (Kandee Johnson)
---------Tribe Switch---------
16th - Ray Johnson (Ray William Johnson)
15th - Brittani Taylor (Brittani Louise Taylor)
14th - Toby Turner (Tobuscus)
13th - Shane Dawson (Shane Dawson)
---------Tribe Switch---------
12th - Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
11th - Natalie Tran (Communitychannel)
---------Merge & Jury---------
10th - Rebecca Brayton (WatchMojo)
9th - Megan Flores (Megannicolesite)
8th - Justine Ezarik (IJustine)
7th - Jenna Mourey (Jenna Marbles)
6th - Matthew Patrick (The Game Theorists)
5th - Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)
4th - Adam Buckley (A Dose Of Buckley)
3rd - Phil Mason (PMRants)
2nd - Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic)
1st - James Rolfe (Cinemassacre)
Since there was a shocking three-way tie with the votes (because not enough people got their butts in gear to actually vote), I put all three into the organizer. James was given the win, which I think was fair anyway; he really did deserve to win. As for the other two, I also randomly drew their positions, since I really don't like ties at all. Phil was given 3rd place, which is arguably where he deserved to be anyway. It may be a typical, cliche and somewhat "boring" ending, but you get those now and then in seasons of Survivor.
Yay,I wanted Felix to win...but he made jury,so thats kinda good
I also wanted Anthony in the finals as well,but he ALMOST made jury,which is slightly good
I already did an All-Stars in season 5, and I'd rather not do another one so soon. I actually already have a plan for next season, and it's just what LoopyCoco1 predicted. It's going to feature the most popular singers (at least by internet standards).
No requests on certain singers either, or else I will break out my whooping stick!
Oh, how did you decide 3rd place and 2nd place? Wouldn't it be a tie instead?