Our good friend Simothy "Sim" A.K.A SomebodyAwesome logged off of the site today in an attempt to camp outside Walmart for some Black Friday shopping, however, he never returned.
Further investigations show that he was killed in Walmart after a crazy soccer mom beat him over the head with a Windows Surface Pro, and put his body in the Tampon aisle, where he was later found. He was an awesome soul, and he will be missed :(