5:03 pm BBT: Audrey to Clay: You know that wearing your hat backwards is a sign of lower intelligence? Less...
(of course Clay has his hat on backwards)
Shelli laughs
Clay: Was that funny? Umm I didn't know that but is that a scientific proven fact?
Audrey: Actually, yeah
Clay: Oh is it?
Audrey: They did an experiment umm at Boston
College
Clay: Oh, okay
Audrey: Specifically on football players too. They seem to perform worse amongst all of the other candidates for some reason. It must be like all of the head trauma
Clay: That probably is true for most but I'm sure there's always exceptions
Shelli: Yeah there is always an exception to the rule
Audrey: So does the field kicker, what do you call him? The punter?
Clay: Ummm.. kicker yeah
Audrey: Do they get less respect from the other football players?
Clay: Umm.. immegsely
Audrey: Immensely?
Clay: Yes
Shelli: Why
Audrey: Cause I feel like it's always somebody really good looking
Clay: One they don't practice, two they don't do anything, three they don't practice. four they don't do anything
Shelli: Oh those are good reasons
Clay: Or they're like dying (outside football players) and they're just indoor kicking field goal
Audrey: I feel like it's always someone who is really good looking, usually well spoken, usually more intelligent then their .. .
Shelli: Than the ones who had been hit in the head multiple times?
Audrey: Yeah
Clay: Ummm.... no that's actually really false, the ? were neither of them, those ....
Audrey: But you just said they get a lot less respect, so from you that doesn't really . . .
Clay: Yeah, while we're out there dying in heat they're in the indoor with AC just playing little kicking games
Audrey: Getting all the credit?
Clay: Yeah, but that's just kicker life, (pauses) but we don't like ridicule them but....
Audrey: What did you get on your SAT?
Clay: Hmmmmmm .. ummmm . .was it the SAT or the ACT?
Audrey: That says it all.
Comments
Clay and Shelli are the lowest pair of scummy shit in there
