I'll share a story about my school, starting with zero points so I actually get plusses (oop). As the stories go on, they'll get funnier or juicier, so keep plussing!
0 - In tenth grade, during PE, I was playing soccer. No one would ever pass me the ball because I am horrific at dribbling the ball & scoring. I'm easily the best defender though since I run fast. Anyways, for like the first time I ever, I got the ball, and I ran to the other side of the field all by myself, everyone on my team was yelling "SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!" while the opposing team was behind me, but couldn't catch up. I was about 15 feet from the goal and I stopped. I took a breath, looked the goalie in the eyes, and kicked the ball as hard I could. Immediately the ball ricocheted off the corner of the goal post and blasted the goalie in the face and he fell down. Everyone burst out laughing and I felt so bad because he has some mental disorder. Idk if he had ADHD or what (He wasn't mentally challenged enough to be in the classes with the other slow kids so idk how severe it was but you could tell he was mentally off). But he was really obnoxious and annoying so no one felt bad except for me.
100 - Freshman year, one time I was talking shit about this one fat black girl who was a senior because she the size of Precious and had a jean skirt on and had the nerve to have her legs sat resting up on another chair with her legs wide open. I whispered to my friend "Don't look at her skirt! Unless you want to be sucked into that black hole" (cause you couldn't see her panties but her legs were wide open). Anyways my stupid friend went and told her what I said, and she confronted me and said "If you got somethin to say, say it to my face" and I was like "lol okay". Ever since then, I would walk past her lunch table and all her friends would stare at me with a stank look on their face rollin they eyes and shit at me. Why didn't they have the guts to say it my face tho? #SayItToMyFaceBitch
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patrick319 I'm copying Loopulle's blog. I'm not expecating this to get to 100 points cuz idc. I just wanted to find an excuse to share this old story. I don't have many good school stories tbh.
I'll share a story about my school, starting with zero points so I actually get plusses (oop). As the stories go on, they'll get funnier or juicier, so keep plussing!