I ate all the sour patches out of the package and there was a bunch of that sugar on the bottom so I gulped it and my body INSTANTLY went into shock. I felt so much pain my chest and I felt like I couldn't walk so I crawled over to my bed and just laid there in agony for like 5 min.
Yeah I had a heart attack from sour patch kids and survived w/o medical attention.
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i laughed audibly after reading this and the picture is the PERFECT compliment to the tone of the blog
attack from eating sour patch kids.