a memory from my child hood I was like 10 years old and I was telling my friends (their parents were in the car driving us somewhere) that I saw a commercial on Nickolodeon that we fart on average 14 times a day but today I farted 21 times and it's only noon! And I remember their parents had a big reaction to what I said LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO