For a perhaps less "AMG HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A NOOB!" version of Pepperdude_is_back's noob test.
It will be long though and even though I've been here since 2008, I've left this site for months and may have missed some staple Tengaged historic events.
Especially around 2010-2011.
Post which events you think it should include, I already have a lot written down, but most of what I have are the technical things, not the community things.
I suppose I'd call it the Veteran's Test. ;)
But if you post an event I missed, I'll tag you in the blog. :)
Pepperdude_is_back Duuuuude! You missed tonnes of things from the view of an uber veteran. XD
Big Stars Giveaway, First user to get black/TV Star, heck, when Stars first came. :P