Hey guys, some of you remember when I did this a few months ago, I'm taking myself and my top page of friends and making everyone into imaginary AR teams and then I will random.org to get placements! I put my first friend with myself, and then from then on I paired everyone with who is next to them.
The teams: Cheritaisdelicious and JayBee394 - Brother and sister, terrible at challenges but get along well with all the other teams. Underdogs who provide comic relief. Team JBDelicious WolfNVX4444 and Mikey_Elite - Childhood best friends, extremely competitive, will do anything for a win. Team EliteWolf StraightLoonie and LittleBrother123 - Strangers who met at the gym and decided they could dominate their way through any competition. Team StraightBro Jenika and Iraheto - Stepsiblings, never grew up together and decided to go on the race as a bonding experience. Team Iraka ASupreme and Obsessed_4405 - Dating nymphomaniacs. Met at Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting. Team Obsexxed Icarus_Mark and BlueBarracuda - Neighbors, organize neighborhood events and hoping to bring home the glory Team Icaracuda CindyL and Silas86 - Coworkers at a trendy gay bar. Dress as Sonny and Cher and do karaoke Thursday nights. Silas is Cher. Team Cinlas Hobo232 and Polska - Newlyweds. Met through a mail order husbands service. Team Holska
Leg One - Miami to Santiago
1. Icaracuda
2. Obsexxed
3. StraightBro
4. JBDelicious
5. EliteWolf
6. Cinlas
7. Holska
8. Iraka - This team got lost in Santiago and though they sped through the challenges could not catch back up to the others.
Leg Two - Santiago to Sydney
1. Obsexxed
2. JBDelicious
3. Holska
4. StraightBro
5. Cinlas
6. Icaracuda
7. EliteWolf - Despite having sex in two different airplane bathrooms, Obsexxed pulled off first place this leg. EliteWolf, confident that they could overcome the odds, signed up for a flight with a very short connection time and missed their second flight, arriving in Australia 3 hours after the other teams.
Leg 3 - Sydney to Beijing
1. Obsexxed
2. StraightBro
3. Holska
4. Icaracuda
5. Cinlas
6. JBDelicious - The brother sister team got lost in China on their way to the roadblock, falling behind the other teams and ultimately were not able to catch up.
Leg 4 - Beijing to Istanbul
1. Icaracuda
2. Cinlas
3. Obsexxed
4. Holska
5. StraightBro - the alpha male team found themselves falling behind the others this round as they misread a detour clue, causing them to arrive last at the U-Turn station, where they had been U-turned by Holska.
Leg 5 - Istabul to Lisbon
1. Holska
2 Icaracuda
3. Cinlas
4. Obsexxed - the once dominating couple's sex crazed ways finally caught up to them in this leg as they found themselves at the bottom of the pack after a "not so quickie" between tasks.
Final Leg - Lisbon to New York
1. Icaracuda - The neighbors got through the leg with ease due to their amazing team work and ran to the finish line in first place!
2. Cinlas - The funloving co-workers ran their last leg at a steady pace, but ultimately were not the first to arrive at the mat.
3. Holska - The sexy newlyweds fought during the roadblock, causing them to lose a lot of time, which they never caught back up.
lmao I never turned on us I just found this really amusing! no lie if theres a season 2 and your not little loonies then little polkas are gonna win this!
