so I was hooking up with this 18 year old and he was EW and SUPER gay in person, so I texted my BFF to call me, but she was busy. Then I go next door to my suite-mate, Ricky, to help me get out of this and he refuses to help when I'm like c'mon bro be my wingman. THEN I text my lovely ex-roomie to call me to get out of this and he calls and tells me he broke his nose and that he was @ the library well this twink believed me and was like "oh he was probably hung over" LOOOOL