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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

My first cousin is the WORST

Apr 23, 2014 by coreyants
imagehe just wrote this status (he blocked me on fb so im on my dads account LMFAO)

If you dont like mushy statuses look away now
BUT today is our 1month anniversary . It has been one of the best months in my life. No one has made me happier in such a short time, no one has made me smile day in and day out everysingle day. The things we do together are just... so perfect. Its like we've been together for years. The girl of my dreams has finally became reality. Shes absolutely gorgeous, funny .. smart, full of joy! We make eachother soso happy. One of the crucial things is that your not always on the same page.. well we always are. Always thinking the same thing. Always wanting more of eachother, never wanting to leave eachothers side. Shes my baby and I won't let anything or anyone tear us apart.
Happy 1month — with Carolina Hernandez.

RLLY WRITING A FACEBOOK STATUS FOR A ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY.. I AM GONNA VOMMIT LMFAO

THEN LOOK AT HIS OTHER STATUSES OMG:
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. LOL

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate
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Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
So true.

btw he's 19...

Comments

LMAO
Sent by jenzie,Apr 23, 2014
ROFL
Sent by BengalBoy,Apr 24, 2014
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT HE BLOCKED YOU LOL
Sent by Etienne,Apr 24, 2014
etienne it was only because of my brother and he told me to die basically and my younger brother blocked me 2 rofl #twins

my cousin has mental problems tho #seriously
Sent by coreyants,Apr 24, 2014
he sounds like a douchebag. lol
Sent by supergoten,Apr 24, 2014

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