Hello everyone, your future stars 359 winner here, and I just wanted to tell you all exactly WHY I deserve it! I’ve done you all the favor of breaking it up into sections so that you may read whichever you so desire.
::FOR THOSE WHO CARE ABOUT GAMEPLAY::
For starters, I went unnominated from 13th place, which in my humble opinion is much more of a feat than staying off the block for the first 2/3 of the game because there are fewer people to nominate in endgame. Anyways, I’m not exaggerating when I told you that I had 100% of the power since final 8. From that point on, no one had even considered nominating me and I hand picked the nominees every single round. I constructed a final group of people whom I could convince that it was OK for them to be nominated. Whether it be blindsiding TylerK, getting Mikec51 out of the house before he could swing at me, ousting Lexi’s other half, bigbrotherlover7, convincing Florina that his nomination was inevitable and making sure he didn’t even try to campaign against me, or making sure that only one “poll threat” made final 3 by getting snoofle and dandoe nominated, I called all the shots. But donaam, how did you get yourself in this position? Well the answer is that I spent the middle of the game playing somewhat under the radar. It was this period of time that I was able to build up my reputation among my fellow houseguests that they never had to worry about me! Furthermore, I spent the beginning of the game being as honest and upfront with people as I possibly could, ensuring them that I was playing the ⚠ NO LYING GAME ⚠ so that I could get away with a few white lies further down the road~ When it comes down to it, every last thing that happened in this game was for the most part something that I planned, or in a few cases something to which I was able to adapt and use to put myself in a better position. I’m sure the proof is in the pudding, as I was the only person in the cast who sat back and watched everyone get nominated during the endgame except for myself.
::FOR THOSE WHO DON’T CARE ABOUT GAMEPLAY::
Word on the street is that Florina kicks dogs, and that Dandoe takes candy from babies. Do you want that kind of image representing the coveted stars 359 title? I SURE DON’T! Not to mention, if you vote for either one of them that would be almost as boring and predictable as when D*rrick won BB16… *shudders* Also, I’m the self-declared “cool mom” of this cast if that means anything to you.
::TL;DR::
I played an incredibly strong and flawless endgame, made possible by my honest early gameplay and under-the-radar mid game. I WENT UNNOMINATED SINCE 13TH FOR GOD’S SAKE! Also, Florina and Dandoe smell so VOTE FOR ME!
Hello everyone, your future stars 359 winner here, and I just wanted to tell you all exactly WHY I deserve it! I’ve done you all the favor of breaking it up into sections so that you may read whichever you so desire.