Hi, I'm funkyred44, you may remember me as...fuck it im not gonna pretend that you do remember me or whether i care, im here to end my life on tengaged in a more effective way than i have in the past.
Firstly i would just like to say a few things about the people i cared for most on this site, eventhough they, much like myself, have probably descended into nothingness in the ever evolving internet world.
BlueStar - Your an amazing person, and i hope for the best of you in the future.
2cool4school - Your my chocolate bear, and always will be.
Oleary91 - You once took a picture of yourself with your finger in the shape as gun pointed to your head, it still gives me wet dreams.
JJJJ - The first good friend i had on here, and i would just like to say, your very attractive and i would very much like to make sweet sweet love to you. Ive been holding that in for a long time.
Now a few things i wonder about:
Alisowned (remember her?) I wonder if she has finally made her way to a high spot in the white house due to her overwhelming popularity, eventhough she had all the likeability of a serial rapist.
Jason_2_12 - I wonder if he has finally hit puberty, and whether he has discovered that this site isnt, despite what he thinks, a ticket in to heaven and therefore requires wholehearted devotion.
I wonder if KingMac realised no-one actually liked him, and he became a recluse and joined the circus picking up the animal manure.
I would say i wander if Todd is less of a dick, but we all know that some people never change.
I wonder if all the females realised on my departure that i was a gloriously sexy beast of a man you wished to spend many winter nights with, i can only hope.
Coming to do this blog i was saddened, as this site has introduced me to some truly great people, who i will most probably never speak to again, but everything happens for a reason, and one day i will discover the purpose of the endless hours i wasted on this site.
To those who werent around in the 'first era' of tengagers i'd just like to share with you one thing. This is just a game, enjoy it and dont argue, unless you can argue with Todd...he's a douche.
For the last time (again) this is funkyred44 saying peace out mother fuckers.