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Flavor of Huga Season 1 Episode 1

Jan 13, 2017 by hugatree343
Hello everyone my name is Huga Jtia PawchyMawchy Tree! 10 houseguests are pulling up to this mansion in Los Angeles, California and will compete for my 'love'. And here they come now!
*all hgs enter*
*plays video message once everyone is in the living room*
Welcome everyone! Tonight is your first night in the house, and there is no time to waste. We will be going out to the club tonight but I must warn you. There are only 10 seats in the limo which will be enough to transport you all there. I will be driven by taxi and meet you there!
cfs:
Melinda - I am ready to go to the club tonight ayeeeeeeee
Latishanaiah - Idk what mess the other girls will be doing tonight but all I know is I am focusing on what I came here for; Huga.
Lalisa - I am not here for Huga, I just want camera time. But he doesn't need to know that >:)
Moneky - I am a VERY good dancer so I am confident I will make a good first impression! I have mastered my legendary (monkey) dance.
Chanceylishaquishatishamisha - I just want to know when there is going to be food

*everyone arrives at the club*
Welcome ladies *cough* men I am ready to meet the 'love' of my life! You may have thought this was just a fun first night at the club but I can confirm that I will be riding back home with all of you in the limo meaning there are only 9 seats. Someone WILL be going home. *everyone gasps*

cfs:
Welty - Oh hello no. I just got my weave and nails done for this man, I am not about to go home first. Besides have you seen these other girls? They look like a complete mess.
Roshandra - A girl is going home night one? Did not see that coming. I am going all out tonight, Huga will see why I deserve to stay here.
Maddox - I haven't even unpacked all my shit and I am told someone isn't even lasting a night in the house???? Oh hell noooooo, these bitches better step tf out of the way cause I'm not going home

~Anyways~
I can reveal your challenge tonight will be a twerk off. I could be generic and actually get to know you all but, what's the fun in that? Be fierce, be courageous, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

First to perform is Melinda

*Melinda in cf* I ain't nervous ik how to turn up!!
Melinda's twerk: https://media.giphy.com/media/8E8TZ9CUvbIfm/giphy.gif

Not too shabby! Next up.... Zaddy!
*Zaddy in cf* I normally am a very shy person and this is definitely out of my comfort zone. Regardless I am here for Huga!
Zabby's twerk: http://thefw.com/files/2013/08/Velma.gif

Okay...... yikes, next up

*compliation of boring filler girls who won't be main character's this season play
Welty's twerk: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/10/20/5c/10205cb3da1050e0580482cd3d314e23.gif
Lalisa's twerk: http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nicki-minaj-twerk-celebs-gifs.gif
Roshandra's twerk: https://media.giphy.com/media/Yye6VFWTGslIA/giphy.gif
*Chancey in cf* I am very confident, ik I have what it takes to stay!
Chancey's twerk: http://i.imgur.com/mCdmqBz.gif
Latishaiah's twerk: http://a.fod4.com/misc/Freeway%20Twerk.gif
Latishaiah: TURN UPPPPPP
Maddox's twerk: http://i.imgur.com/ksxZ9gO.gif
Tabatha in cf: So it's only me and Moneky who haven't gone but honey I'm not concerned, have you seen how hairy he is???
Moneky's twerk: https://media.giphy.com/media/cegWQ66TiGYDK/giphy.gif
Tabatha in cf: Like I said, might as well pack his suitcase of bananas now!

Thank you Moneky, that was.... interesting! Last is Tabatha, she claims she can twerk so this should be good!

Tabatha's twerk: https://www.instagram.com/p/BOvKg-Tge9O/?taken-by=lateysha_grace&hl=en

Oh dear......... that's unfortunate

*Elimination Time*
Ladies you are competing to be Mrs.Tree, since this is a competing to help grow my family the Tree family each elimination if you are staying you will be given a new tree every week. If you make it to the end you will have a whole garden of love. < 3 This week we are giving out bonsai trees
http://www.bonsaitreegardener.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bonsai-tree-intro.jpg
When I call your name, you may claim your bonsai tree and get on the limo ride back home. Lalisa, Melinda, Roshandra, Welty, Maddox, Latishainaiah you all are safe. Claim your bonsai trees and head on to the limo
~Bottom 4: Zaddy, Chancey, Moneky, Tabatha~
I only have 3 bonsai trees left.
Moneky.....
other 3: YES
I appreciated how you took a risk, and gave it your best effort. You may head on to the limo *hands bonsai tree*
other 3: WHAT??????
Zaddy: Oh my gosh
Chancey: This shit is rigged RIGGGGGGGGGGED
Tabatha: yes I am shocked Moneky was saved, but if they can be saved after that embarrassing performance ik my embarrassing twerk fail can be overlooked! Besides have you seen who I am up against.....
~Bottom 3: Zaddy, Chancey, Tabatha~
Chancey....... your twerking was an embarrassment to all parties involved. Zaddy, your twerk was really awk but I am lowkey into nerds so you are safe! *hands bonsai tree*
~Bottom 2: Chancey, Tabatha~
Well ladies what it really comes down to is who don't I see as Mrs.Tree. Tabatha this is a family show and you wore a dress that exposed a bit too much when you attempted to twerk, Chancey your twerk was so awful that my eyes melted.
Tabatha in cf: At this point I'm pissed. I deserve to be in that limo, not flops like Zaddy and Moneky.
*Tabatha grabs final bonsai tree*
Huga: uh Tabatha I haven't made a descision
Tabatha: Maybe if I hit you with this you will actually be able to see clearly BITCH *attempts to knock out with bonsai tree*
*security rushes in*
*Lalisa Zaddy and Moneky come out and jump Tabatha*
Chancey: So I am sitting there expecting to go home and Tabatha goes bat shit crazy. I am praying this will keep me safe.
Huga: Well that made my descision very easy, to be honest Tabatha you probs would have stayed but I am not here for a girl who is going to throw a temper tantrums every 5 seconds when they don't get their way. Chancey you get the final bonsai tree you may board the limo *hands broken Bonsai Tree*
~after the physical altercation Tabatha was removed from the show. She has refused to do any exit press and stormed out of the club after her elimination and went back home on a flight to wherever the heck she came from~
Cast
Melinda melindaMrskk
Latishanaiah Latisha0987
Lalisa Lalisa
Zaddy TR1364
Roshandra Roshy
Tabatha Minnie
Maddox XxLoveWakizaxX
Welty AndrewWeltner
Chanceylishaquishatishamisha WannaBeeFriends
Moneky tdilindsayfan100

Comments

LMAO WHAT IS THIS MESS
Sent by Lalisa,Jan 13, 2017
WTF is this LOL
Sent by etaco75,Jan 13, 2017
LOL MY TWERK
Sent by XxLoveWakizaxX,Jan 13, 2017
SLAY ME @ SAFETY @ MY TWERK
Sent by Roshy,Jan 13, 2017
Lalisa - I am not here for Huga, I just want camera time. But he doesn't need to know that >:)
Sent by Loopspeare,Jan 13, 2017
Me when I expected to go home irl and stayed
Sent by WannaBeeFriends,Jan 13, 2017
HUG I AM CRYING AT HOW ICONIC MONEKY IS. LITERALLY THE NEW YORK OF THIS SEASON SINCE EVERYONE WANTS ME GONE
Sent by tdilindsayfan100,Jan 13, 2017
tdilindsayfan100 idk if you're New York bc only the people in the bottom wanted you gone bc thought you did the worst. You definitely were so iconic in this first ep though LOL
Sent by hugatree343,Jan 13, 2017

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