More Worst Chat-up Lines Ever!
Tengaged Jan 21, 2010 by
jamesbuc
AGES ago I made a blog containing 25 worst chat-up lines. Now its time for MORE!
1) Hey, you should come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook
2) Burger King isn't the only thing that is super-sized...
3) So, do have any Mexican in you? Would you like some?
4) I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.
5) Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!
6) Breathe if you're horny. Alright! score!
7) Help me! I'm gay but I've been thinking I may actually be straight! Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head!"
8) I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle
9) My mom is picking me up in sixteen minutes. I need an answer fast.
10) Are you wearing spacepants, because your ass is out of this world!
11) You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy!
12) Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
13) I have not had sex in three years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me?
14) You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime
15) You remind me of breakfast cereal. I'd like to pour milk all over you and have you every morning.
16) That shirt is very becoming you on you, but if I were on you I'd "becoming" too.
17) My car won't start, will you jump me?
18) If you think my medallion is big, wait till you see my joystick.
19) Join me on the couch and Ill plump up your cushions.
20) Your eyes are a like wrenches; every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
21) Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
22) Did you fart? Cause you blew me away
23) How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
24) Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
25) Im Batman
Heres the 25 that were before these :)
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/jamesbuc/18873/worst-chat-lines-ever
Includes a Flintstones one... YABBADABBADOO! -
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