PART ONE
Back in my day we had this thing called a car, it drove us from point A to point B and occasionally sometimes if we felt like it, it also took us to point A.2 or a C in case people got hungry or needed a quick wee break. Anyway one day I was driving my car, it was a nice car, a bit old and bought secondhand from a car-dealership firm but it did what it needed to do to get me from place to place and I was driving this thing when suddenly I spotted an old Woolworths store, now that was a shocker seeing how the ol woolworths had all pretty much closed down back ago a year or so and I went inside, now I went in and I suddenly discovered it wasnt actually open it was just a husk of a building which somebody had left there, yes left there... No wait not left there, it was an abandoned woolworths and I was so happy so I went straight to the pic n mix section and discovered to my horror all the pic n mix was gone so I decided, since I didnt have anything better to do that day, I was going to find the lose pic n mix section. Luckily for me somebody had left a ransom note on the floor saying 'hahaha I stole all the pic n mix' I was so angry, I then saw the idiot had left his address on the thing so I now was no longer angry I was now laughing out loud and possibly also rolling around on the floor. After wiping the tears from my eyes I got in my car and made my way towards the destination.
END OF PART ONE AND CUE AD BREAK
START OF PART TWO
So I made my way towards the strange looking house. It looked strange because I swear I had seen it before many many times though I couldnt remember where from. Anyway I knocked on the door, no answer came from inside the house. The car however was there but also I swear that I could remember that car from before however yet again my memory failed me. Taking a deep breath, ready to fight for those stolen pic-n-mix I opened the door and entered the kitchen. Something appeared to be cooking there, chips? That immedietly made me very hungry for chips so I took a closer look to see if they were ready or not. They were not, sadly there didnt seem to be a fish n chip shop anywhere nearby. Whatever though, it did mean however that somebody was home because normal ordinary people wouldnt leave chips to possibly burn away while they were out, then again normal people would also lock their door before leaving the house to go somewhere like I did. Anyway I walked in, scanning the dining room for people, yet again it was completely empty of human life. I moved onto the hallway and the living room. Both rooms were also devoid of anyone but in the living room the TV was on blaring away to itself playing corination street. Now I used to watch a lot of corination street but recently I stopped watching simply because I just didnt have the time, looking at it now I didnt reconise any of the characters in the soap anymore. Suddenly I could hear somebody making thier way downstairs.
END OF PART TWO AND CUE AD BREAK
FINAL PART
Anyway I heard somebody making their way downstairs, quickly I scanned the room looking for something to defend myself with and I cursed myself for not actually bringing something suitable to defend myself with like a baseball bat or even a large stick, I mean I was in the middle of a small village which had forests near it, of course I could have gotten one there, even in the kitchen though, I could have grabbed a knife or something... Anything useful and sharp with which to defend myself. The shadow loomed closer towards the enterance of the door and my heart pounded away in my chest in fear. Suddenly the person appeared, it was my own mother. Of course I thought, slapping myself over the head mentally, I had took the picnmix ages ago. Silly me.
THE END
Story by Jamesbuc
Acting by Jamesbuc
Production by Jamesbuc
Sound recording by Jamesbuc
Initial idea by Escaped Mental Patient
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