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HILARIOUS STAR SIGNS, WHAT ONE ARE YOU

12thApr 5, 2014 by jimmy1661
ARIES:
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.

TAURUS:
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

GEMINI:
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet.

CANCER:
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

LEO:
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

VIRGO:
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually gay and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

LIBRA:
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

SCORPIO:
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.

SAGITTARIUS:
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.

CAPRICORN:
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

AQUARIUS:
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

PISCES:
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.

#casting

Comments

Sagittarius

Except both my sister and I are gay, so...
Sent by minidude13,Apr 5, 2014
Im Aries lol Minidude13
Sent by jimmy1661,Apr 5, 2014
I'm a Leo, and I'm a genius...so yeah, you're wrong
Sent by lilrigler38,Apr 5, 2014
A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themself to win a bet.

umm excuse me? we have problems.
Sent by ninjohn,Apr 5, 2014
I'm Capricorn.
Sent by Tailslover13,Apr 6, 2014
Pisces
Sent by totaldramalover3032,Apr 6, 2014
I have the IQ of a garden snail ;( #cryin
Sent by Tommeh208,Apr 6, 2014
Pisces lmao
Sent by Darriusdabest,Apr 6, 2014
me irl
Sent by chibideidara,Apr 6, 2014

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