"Can I blink? Can I blink??"
"Omg my eye is itching!!"
"Now my back!!"
"Now my fingers are sweating I'm gonna slip!!"
"My laptop screen isn't right.. I should've opened it wider.."
"The mouse pointer is blocking the notes !!"
"My laptop is 1 mile tilting to the right"
"That crazy bitch why is he popping out in my head all of a sudden??"