Us dogs are TIRED of the inequality we face every day.
Us dogs are forced to sit on the floor, eat out of bowls, and wear heavy collars.
We propose a change of rights for dogs.
A) We demand to be allowed to sit at the table during dinner.
B) We demand the placement of fire hydrants at every house.
C) We demand the abolition of dog whistles.
D) We demand to be allowed to walk on the beach without a leash.
E) We demand the right to poop on the sidewalk. It is ridiculous to have to go in grass.
G) We demand the right to live inside a safe, warm house. We don't want to live in doghouses.
H) We demand the right to dig holes in the backyard.
I) We demand the extermination of cats.
Please, if you agree with out petition, post your name. If we get enough, we will send this to Barack Obama and start the American Strong Society Concerning Rural/Affluent Canines Krew
Dear Barack Obama,