*At the police station* lexibear: I'd like to report a cyber hacking on my account.
Officer: Alright, on what website? lexibear: Tengaged.
Officer: Let's have a look. Oh yes, I can see you've been hacked. No one would willingly say that they like Nicole Franzel. Alright, well we do have a homicide case on the go, but I'll try to find your hacker.
Like, Jesus, the police really won't give a damn about this case. :P