I'm going to give you my Top 5 steps to identifying a lesbian.
1. If they have a bow bigger than their head, it's a sign.
2. If they wear blonde pigtails, she prefers the beaver.
3. White shirt under a dress? Mhm.
4. A red stripe on their pink dress? It's a signal.
5. White shoes? Now you know.
If she looks like a Rosie O' Donnell, and it acts like a Rosie O'Donnell, it's les.
Waah? Did U watch Hey! Arnold! Craig Barlett just confirmed that the token gays on his show were Eugene and Mr. Simmons (although Fat Patty was totally a lesbian). Helga was clearly a sexually frustrated 4th grader based on the way she pined over Arnold each and every episode.