You wanna know why she eats so much? You wanna know why she's angry? You wanna know WHY SHE HATES MEN? BECAUSE SHES IN LOVE WITH MRS. BENSON. Mrs. Benson can't allow that, however, since diddling is unsanitary and if Freddie ever found out, he'd need to go to a hypnotist. This has led to her anger and eating habits, and that's why her music career outside of icarly has flopped. There's no such thing as a lesbian pop star. None. Mm-Mm. Zero.
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