This season, ten of the baddest girls will face off against ten of the crankiest women in history. This season is FULL of casual fans and people just wanting a shot at fame. Survivor: Girls vs. Geriatrics!
Geriatrics Tribe:
1. Angela Turner (45/Principal/Atlanta, GA)- Angela is what all moms aspire to be. She's a member of the school community, the local church, black youth programs, and she hosts cocktail parties in her house every Thursday night. She's also the head of the Neighbourhood Association, making sure that ALL lawns are mowed at a uniform height. She's used to having things her way, so will she survive in a wild season?
2. Candy Carter (50/Insurance/New Orleans, LA)- Candy is the craziest elder lady you'll ever meet. She's the life of the party, and she likes to hang out with young people. While her intentions are good, her personality is wild and goofy. Can Candy tone it down in front of her hag tribemates?
3. Dawna Freman (47/Stay-At-Home Mom/Provo, UT)- Dawna is a deeply religious woman, and is proud to be a Mormon. Her greatest passion in life is sharing her faith with her husband and six children, ages 4-21. She's competing against other deeply religious people, so her faith may be her downfall.
4. Jamaica Williams (55/Unemployed/Queens, NY)- Jamaica lives on the streets of Queens, since she failed to pay her rent on time due to her drug addiction. The streets are dirty and cruel, and Jamaica has a tough skin because of it. $1,000,000 would change Jamaica's life for the better, and she'll do anything for it.
5. Joanne Wagner (48/Teacher/Galveston, TX)- Joanne is a Survivor superfan, and she thanks God everyday for this opportunity. Her favourite players include Ozzy, Joe, and Ken, and she hopes to play like them. Her hobbies include teaching creationism to her Grade 2 class, along with hosting Trump parties with her family, friends, and members of her church.
6. Kristi Robinson (42/Pastor/Ann Arbor, MI)- Kristi has two obsessions in her life: God and Adele. Kristi owns 19, 21, and 25, and she says that while undergoing her battle against breast cancer, Adele saved her. You probably thought that she was a Christian... but she's a pastor in her religion of Adeleism, the religion of Adele. Will she be rolling in the deep after this? Or will Kristi let this chance go like water under the bridge?
7. Linda Perkins (60/Retired/Astoria, OR)- Linda Perkins is the quintessential granny. She has round glasses, grey curly hair, she's short, and she loves to bake... cookies!!! She was a baker for 40 years, but now she's focused on making sure her grandkids are well taken care of. $1,000,000 for Linda means that her two grandkids can go to college.
8. Mary Lou Watkins (39/Coach/Kansas City, MO)- Mary Lou is the youngest member of the hag tribe, but her maturity will convince you otherwise. She's a coach for the community youth female soccer team, and she runs bake sales for her community church on the weekends. She's a busy lady, and that should translate well onto Survivor.
9. Opal Wilson (53/Wife/Los Angeles, CA)- Opal doesn't need to work, since her husband works in the tech industry as a C.E.O. She hasn't worked for 30 years, which could be a problem considering that Survivor requires hard work.
10. Peggy Adams (63/Retired/Providence, RI)- Peggy comes from the small, sleepy state of Rhode Island. Her favourite hobbies include baking cookies for her grandchildren and knitting. Her love of knitting inspired her to make sweaters for her ten cats. She’s the sweetest lady you’ll ever meet… But will Peggy be taken advantage of?
Girls Tribe:
1. Aaliyah Williams (22/Barista/Washington, D.C.)- Aaliyah is a Starbucks loving, Taylor Swift stanning woman. She hates confrontation, and just wants everyone to get along (along with a Pumpkin Spice Latte for all). Will her peaceful nature get in the way of competing?
2. Anastasia ‘Stasia’ Mills (23/Model/San Francisco, CA)- Stasia claims to be a model, but she’s actually one of those Russian women that’s single that you see on sketchy Internet sites. She’s dirty, evil, and manipulative. She’s playing to win, but that can lead to playing too hard.
3. Ashlee Starshine (25/Singer/Portland, OR)- “Starshine” is an indie singer, and although she hasn’t made her big break yet, she hopes that Survivor will give her a career. She’s quirky, which could cause a rift between her and the other contestants.
4. Barbie Townsend (23/Boxer/Tallahassee, FL)- Barbie may look pretty on the inside, but she’s someone you don’t want to mess with. Born to a poor family, she’s had to grow up on the streets, but she’s making some money now. She’s said that she survived life on the streets, so she can survive Survivor.
5. LaDonna Jones (22/Student/Mobile, AL)- Positive and goofy are two words that can describe LaDonna. She’s the life of the party, and she’ll always find a way to make people smile. It’s a skill needed for hard times on the island, but when it’s sunny outside, will her sunny personality isolate her?
6. Mary Jane Nicks (24/Trailer Park Owner/Clayton, GA)- Mary Jane is white trash, and she’s proud of it. She was almost on Maury and Jerry Springer, but the producers sent her tape to Survivor. Her outfit is a Confederate flag bathing suit and one made from pages of the bible. She loves God and the South, but will anyone love her as much?
7. Mei Lee (21/Student/Oakland, CA)- Mei is the bad girl from high school, the one who spread rumours and lies. She’s cold, manipulative, cunning, and she will cut you. Is that a good strategy for Survivor?
8. Sierra Eastwick (22/Bartender/Los Angeles, CA)- Sierra may not be the brightest girl, but she is pretty! She wants to use her looks to get her far, but she doesn’t realize that this is a season full of women, most of which are Christian or Adeleists. It would be a miracle if she survived even a day on the island, let alone 39.
9. Sky Derman (26/Waitress/Charles City, IA)- Sky isn’t a bad girl, she’s just misunderstood. Moody, cold, and isolated, Sky just needs a friend and if she can find one on the island, she’ll open up and blossom. The question is will she find one? Or will the world hate her like it did for the past 26 years?
10. Trina Murphy (18/High School Student/Hawthorne, CA)- Trina is confrontational, loud, bossy, and she will not be afraid to call anyone out. Sounds like a bad person for Survivor, but this ain’t your average season of Survivor. She’s proud of being a black woman from Hawthorne, and she will let everyone on the island know it. It’s not a matter of if she’ll annoy the others. It’s a question of how many.
