*orders drink"
*tells bartender that they're vegan*
*goes to toilet*
*let's everyone in the toilet know they are vegan*
*comes out of bathroom and goes back to dancefloor*
*starts thinking do these people know if I'm vegan*
Nightclub is closed so food time
*tells fast food employee they're vegan so asks for cabbage*
*gets in taxi and tells driver they need to get home asap because They're vegan*
*gets home and demolishes the cabbage*
