Why your username is ridiculous
(This blog is only for fun, so don't get too offended thanks ;) )
#Dzenan00: First of all, you cannot pronounce D and Z together. Also you don't mention your age in your username, especially not if you're from year '00
#MrMinaj: Because it literally has no originally. 40 % of tengaged are named something including minaj and you don't appear more masculine just cause you put a "Mr" in front of your name
#Dragotistic: Your username is pure nonsense and it most of all reminds me of some shitty card game like duel masters or digimon
#Maxi1234: In case you didn't know, you make yourself appear like a superretard when you put numbers like 1234 at the end of your name and it wouldn't shock me if your password would be 1234567890
#Michaelf1114: Already when I looked at your username, I knew the comment was going to be some desperate caps lock shit - and that pretty much speaks for itself
#Cody_: Because it looks like crap to end your name with a big fat _ -Also it's simply just idiotic to create your account using the name Cody, if you really wanted to pretend to be a girl at first
#TheBlackDog: Why would you ever refer to yourself as a black dog....
#alireza1373: It most of all sounds like you want to appear like some huge kind of boxer, but the digits at the end of your name completely ruins the masculinity of your name - good job idiot....
#HipposUnite: I truly hope that you do not enjoy it when people call you HipposUnite. First of all, you refer to yourself as a unit AND a hippo - if you cannot see the level of retardedness of your name by yourself, you need to call a doctor. Have a nice day though
#dmann: Your real name is probably Damian, which you completely succeeded to misspell the fuck out of.
#KidA: One of my favorite albums of all the time - Nothing negative there!
#Lucinda: If you really were a girl, your name would have been too sexy to be true - Which made it obvious that you were a boy :) good fucking job, I hope you enjoy being a guy with a girls name!
#JBC8: Because your name has no personality at all - It's just digits and caps letters. Go get yourself a pal sometime
#Josh14: If you weren't new to this site, you'd know how insanely many people who's had the name Josh including 3 or 4 digits at the end of their name. Congrats of being one of a million
#haiiderr: I'm not going to take you seriously ever because there once was a contestant on Paradise Hotel where I live who was named Haider too - let's just say he was insanely unintelligent and... uh feminine =]
#Austin: If your real name's Austin, there's an excuse - On the other hand, if you named yourself that because of Austin Powers, you need to grow the fuck up and go masturbate
#_Spiderman_: Unless you're below 13 years old, I'd assume you were older, wiser and more original to name yourself something that isn't related to some cartoon star representing insects.
#Edison: Wow fuck you must really fucking love the electric light bulb... We're in 2013 so get the fuck over it!
#nbkiller: Try again. People are not going to run away from you screaming when they look at your username. If you wan't people to think you're a super villain, you need to come up with a better attempt than just pulling a "killer" in your name
#Lemjam6: Where I come from, Lem means dick. So what I think of when I look at your username would be something like a combination of my dick.. and pearl jam
#Vitamin: You must REALLY FUCKING GENUINELY LOVE health and health products since the best thing you could come up with as your username was "Vitamin"...
#lewy: Sorry, cannot really come up with anything funny here
#Jeanthebean: Jean the bean sound most of all like you're refering to yourself as a cock. Thumbs up for originality - Thumbs down for idiotic
#rawrlikeadino: I'm just plain sick of that song and every single "feminine" guy talking about it or singing it in all of their vlogs...
#MoreBeastThanYou: More beast than who???? Think twice before picking your username and eventually make up with yourself who you're beastier than you evil prick!1!1!1!11!1!!!1
#jamjars: Your name doesn't make sense - at the same time you picked something that sounds terrible as well - gj!
#guess_who: When you created your account, YOU were asked to pick a USERNAME.Don't make a fucking quiz out of it cunt bag
#devinwithparasites: Your name speaks for itself - Perhaps you should quit the drugs for a bit
#Omen: Never seen anybody as inspired by some 6 year old kid. I bet you could have thought of at least ONE better name
#SPARTANJACK: Once again, picking a tough name for a tengaged account only makes you look like a SUPER retard
#SpiderBoom: Ask me when you're done watching cartoons and you might understand my advice - SpiderBoom is seriously too ridiculous
#Austinrules6969: Well, you love yourself and you love doing the 69 - I can actually relate to myself right here!
#Prinveli: Trying to appear latino? Welcome to tengaged, you're DEFINITELY not the only one
#BbDamian: You should know why your name is ridiculous.. Your real name is Jonathan and you haven't participated in BB..