I dunno I'm bored so every day I'm gonna post a great moment from a group game I either hosted or participated in! So let's have some flashbacks people!
Day #1- Best Jury Speech I ever wrote
Game: Bingo21's 54321
*Starts to Cry*
Lips i stand here, voted out what, 14 days ago, and i am still not over what you did to me. I really taught we had a great friendship, inside and outside this game, and i was always 100% with you and joe, i would never turn on that, and I felt you had the same mindset. I wish I could say that i understand your taught process, that it was a good move, that your masterminded a great strategic play, but I CANNOT say any of those things without dying of laughter and calling the biggest BS on myself.
I hope you know that what I am about to say comes from a place of hurt, but also something that has to be said to deflate that hideous ego you did not have coming into this game. Do you want a NEWS FLASH. You are sitting there never in danger of going home, never even getting a vote all season,not because of your 'good social game' but because you had to make webster's create a new word for how pathetic you where. EVERYONE was taking you to the end. Your gameplay was so bad that Russell Hantz, Purple Kelly, Zane Knight, Becky(Cook Islands) Albert Destrade, and Dreamz Herd all get together to talk about how bad your gameplay was.
This season you shocked me at how horrible you played because I KNOW your are capable of better. You where this seasons ultimate goat, and the bitch of the season. At the final 5 you chose to HAND THE WIN TO DEXTER. I hope you understand with that moment any hope you had of wining this game was gone. However you lost my jury vote the day i left.
You told me you had an idol and that you didnt want me to go. Did you think, somewhere in that puny little mind of yours, that promising saftey to someone, would kinda piss them off on jury, that maybe they WOULDNT want to vote for you. I can tell you that someone you had been pumping a final 2 allaince with since Day what 9 or 10 that it stung to see you use me, that you threw your vote to bear, that you couldnt even have the balls to own your move and write my name down, you where a pussy this enitre game, and for that reason, I cannot morally or as a fan of this game write your name down tonight.
You can try to proceed that .001% chance that wants to vote you as a friend, but you need to start OWNING your game. OWN being the goat, the floater, the flip flopper and the backstaber. Own being the pussy that you where, the idiot you where, and maybe just maybe you could scrape a vote and get 2nd rather then the third we all laughed at you getting all season.
So I have one question for you, and for this question i want one name, and thats ALL I WANT. If you have an explation for it SAVE IT. I dont want to hear it. WHAT is the ONE vote off that you regret making, that if you did not and still sat here they jury MIGHT be more receptive to voting for you to win.
As a closing argument, what you did to old tonight was also really cruel. You gave him hope... Hope that he would infact be sitting here winning this game and getting the adoration of the jury. For soeone who you where so close with this game again you played a show. I also want you to defend tying the vote for NO REASON!
Im really sorry th have done this lips but it had to be done and i hope you can forgive me, and maybe one day ill forgive you.
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