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Big Brother and online Hunger games.
mikespike

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  1. fuck i didnt miss you cunts
  2. My girlf
  3. Sup cunnys
  4. wtf is this ask question shit
  5. 363 days til Christmas
  6. Merry fucking Christmas cunts
  7. ALL HAIL ALLAH
  8. Terrorist siege in Sydney
  9. Missy is a fkn dumb cunt
  10. wtf is a teeter totter?
  11. Am i the only one
  12. Done with life
  13. When can I join stars again?
  14. I had a dream
  15. Money: 1666.6 T$
  16. When I was born
  17. Religion is like Cold Rock
  18. I find it ironic how
  19. Well I may be a genius
  20. Only been on crutches for 2 days
  21. Thais are like Chinese Mexicans
  22. Why* was this survivor a double ep?
  23. Troy and Abed in the morrrrning
  24. On crutches with torn ankle ligaments
  25. Did you know
  26. Got smashed last night
  27. Pointless Stars Stats:
  28. The Hunger Games was fucking shit
  29. my name is jeff
  30. tbh you're a loser
  31. dont play anymore
  32. My last day of being in the HOF
  33. boobs are for babies
  34. Reason why Kim Kardashian isnt a hobbit
  35. You can catch flies with honey
  36. Jennifer Lawrence's butthole
  37. Lubricated Titty Burgers
  38. Lakers gonna go 77-5
  39. LeChoke
  40. 40 points, 34 rebound and 14 blocks

When I was born

Dec 5, 2014 by mikespike
I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, both arms and one of my ankles. Mum said there came a point when the doctors stopped delivering me and just started laughing.

Comments

Unfortunate.
Sent by dav_o_79,Dec 5, 2014
Even your birth was a joke?
Sent by samnala,Dec 5, 2014
OMG :(
Sent by jojo7784,Dec 5, 2014
wtf is wrong with your doctors?
Sent by NewOrleansPelicans,Dec 5, 2014

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