and then at the funeral have the Undertaker's theme song start blasting out of nowhere, and once everyone is sufficiently confused have the casket burst into flames. Then, once everyone is losing their shit, a limousine will pull up to the grave site. The driver will exit and open the door facing all of the terrified mourners, at which point I will exit dressed exactly as Jessica Lange was in the scene from AHS: Coven when they burned Myrtle.
