* Saftronbtr999 & LordJza hop off the bus* #Saft: Heya its a-me MARIO!
#Jza: Shut up woman! Ok so hi I'm Jza and this is Saft. We're plumbers and we're the best at what we do! So we're going to win!
*Jza Flexes* #Saft: JZA! DONT BE SO SLUTTY ON CAM GOD NOT AGAIN
#Kpnna: Hey everyone! You might recognize me from somewhere dont ya? #Euro: Hm I wonder where?
*Euro giggles* #Kpnna: WELL IM THE HOST OF KPNNA'S BIG BROTHER SERIES #Euro: AND IM THE HOST OF EURO'S BIG BROTHER SERIES #Kpnna & #Euro: ARENT WE AMAZING!
* TallaRejaei & Coreyants hops off the bus wearing a T-Shirt with their 2 year old boy on it*
#Talla: Hey yall I'm Talla and this is my husband Corey! #Corey: I am so happy to be here and on our shirts we have a picture of our son Etienne!
Oh do you think hes ok? OH MY GOD WHAT IF MY MOM MURDERS HIM! WE NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT NOW!
*Corey grabs Talla's hand and they run out the door*
#Sparks: My dear audience, it is I Sparks the author of the leading novel series...The Thirsty Games. #Millz: Oh god Sparks here we go again... #Sparks: I'm proud of it and you should be proud of writing, Notebook of a Nerdy Kid. #Millz: Fuck you. You know no one liked my book. #Sparks: Well anyways we're here to win! :D
*Cameras show Absol & Rawr121 twerk off the bus* #Absol: ...now you got to keep your ass tight ok? #Rawr: OH SHIT WE'RE ON! Uh hi America! I'm Rawr and this is my twer- I mean best friend Absol! #Absol: Hi America! We're have the speed and integrity to win the race!
*Absol and Rawr look at each and mouth to not twerk*
*Absol's butt moves out of habit*
* Hugatree343 & Mybash_ get off the bus wearing the same Pink Shirt, Pink Shorts, Pink Shoes, and a Pink headband*
#Huga: Hey everyone I'm Huga and this is Bash! We've been wanting to race forever and we can't wait to start! #Bash: Yep! We came all prepared and all matching! #Huga: The best matchers ALWAYS WIN! GO USSS
#Black: Aye yall. I'm Black and I know you're probably drooling over me right now but I'm sorry you can't have me! #Gabriel: Well the lovely ladies can have my hot body!
*Gabriel rips his shirt off the show his sparkling abs and the camera guy faints*
Black: GABRIEL DID YOU KILL SOMEONE AGA-
*The screen cuts back to Phil* Now that you've met our 12 teams, who's you're favorite? Who do you wish gets hit by an incoming taxi? And who do you think is the fugliest?
Post a comment! And in the next Episode the Teams race to their first destination!
