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Ricktworick1's Top 15 Worst TSC Songs of 2016 (11-8)

Dec 9, 2016 by ricktworick1
Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!

11. VV Brown - Sacrifice - #Yoshitomi, TSC229, 28th, 12 pts


VV is known for her great hit single "Shark In The Water", featured in Degrassi. All of her releases between 2008-2012 were pretty cool and quite good in quality. In 2013 she released a more experimental, but still decent Samson & Delilah album, which may be was not the most commercial appealing, but still quite nice, with the directon heading similar to Santigold's. Then she released "Glitch" last year, and oh boy, the album name really fits. Everything on that record sounds like it has gone through some glitching processes, not helped by the fact that she wanted to be a bit avant garde and quirky - again I'm all for uniqueness when executed properly, and in this case it sounds like someone's noseholes got stuck in a fucking dildo. It's a pity, because the message of the video is actually very good, but what else I can say when the final result is pretty shit?

10. Charli XCX - Paradise (feat. Hannah Diamond) - #AquaMarine, TSC229, 29th, 11 pts


Jesus fucking christ, what the hell happened to Charli XCX in this album? Honestly, the chorus should just tell you how obnoxious this song is - while it does sound semi-decent during the verses, I have no idea what she was smoking when the "Tonight we're in paradise" parts were made. Hannah Diamond doesn't sound as horrible here, but that's because we have to compare her to this horrendous chorus, which I don't think was sung by either of them. For fuck's sake, why can't PC Music just stay away from this?

9. Hatsune Miku - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! - #Yoshitomi, TSC248, 19th, 27 pts


I really have no words for this, so I'll just go with the comments:

06) Hatsune Miku - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! (The Equivalent of Waterboarding Version)***. I can't deal.
6) Hatsune Miku – We even get trolled in foreign language week.
06) Hatsune Miku – Okay this is an interesting song where I never heard of this before

Yes, the last one is from Ryan.

8. Ms. Peachez - Fry That Chicken - konohavillage1, TSC237, DNQ


This reminds me of Bart Baker's parody of Avril Lavigne's atrocious "Hello Kitty" where Avril ends up targetting the black hip-hop/rap audience by singing about fried chicken. The problem is, Bart's parody came out in 2014, when this was released in 2006, 8 years earlier. Notice how I only put the DNQ - I simply wasn't bothered enough to look how many points it got in the semi-finals. It obviously failed to progress through to finals, proving that TSC still hasn't killed off the remaining brain cells that are about to perish anyway. Also, you don't ever put a whole chicken into a deep fat fryer because the inside may still be raw.

Tags:
bibbles
aquamarine
alexito
charliebibi
catch_a_falling_star
dallasandrew
dragotistic
flameonx
Fritzyyyyy
Insanity
Lachie227
LeHerisson
monrooster
Nerdbird44
onemanarmy
patrick319
princessteepee
queenmichelle
rodrigueseve
ryan5676
Krrais
smi9127
splozojames50
TolisKalkas
yoshitomi
Arris
damo1990
andalarew_2231

Comments

I think I'm winning, is this winning? XD
I should take part in TSC again just to bring you more joy, Ricktworick1. :D
Sent by Yoshitomi,Dec 9, 2016
negged bc hello kitty is a bop ricktworick1
Sent by AlexaVonTrayne,Dec 9, 2016
paradise is soooooooooo godo
Sent by Lachie227,Dec 9, 2016
NOT MS PEACHEZ!
Sent by Patrick319,Dec 9, 2016
Haha remember when y'all banned me :-)
Sent by konohavillage1,Dec 9, 2016
this might be one time i get a top 10!
Sent by bibbles,Dec 9, 2016
Looool at nayanayayayaya. Bad song
Sent by Alexito,Dec 9, 2016
Henna is dominating.
Not gonna lie though, I adore the VV brown song...ADORE it :p
Sent by Catch_a_falling_star,Dec 9, 2016
yep these were some stinkers
Sent by onemanarmy,Dec 9, 2016
MIKU < 33
Sent by krrais,Dec 10, 2016

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