Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!
VV is known for her great hit single "Shark In The Water", featured in Degrassi. All of her releases between 2008-2012 were pretty cool and quite good in quality. In 2013 she released a more experimental, but still decent Samson & Delilah album, which may be was not the most commercial appealing, but still quite nice, with the directon heading similar to Santigold's. Then she released "Glitch" last year, and oh boy, the album name really fits. Everything on that record sounds like it has gone through some glitching processes, not helped by the fact that she wanted to be a bit avant garde and quirky - again I'm all for uniqueness when executed properly, and in this case it sounds like someone's noseholes got stuck in a fucking dildo. It's a pity, because the message of the video is actually very good, but what else I can say when the final result is pretty shit?
Jesus fucking christ, what the hell happened to Charli XCX in this album? Honestly, the chorus should just tell you how obnoxious this song is - while it does sound semi-decent during the verses, I have no idea what she was smoking when the "Tonight we're in paradise" parts were made. Hannah Diamond doesn't sound as horrible here, but that's because we have to compare her to this horrendous chorus, which I don't think was sung by either of them. For fuck's sake, why can't PC Music just stay away from this?
I really have no words for this, so I'll just go with the comments:
06) Hatsune Miku - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! (The Equivalent of Waterboarding Version)***. I can't deal.
6) Hatsune Miku – We even get trolled in foreign language week.
06) Hatsune Miku – Okay this is an interesting song where I never heard of this before
This reminds me of Bart Baker's parody of Avril Lavigne's atrocious "Hello Kitty" where Avril ends up targetting the black hip-hop/rap audience by singing about fried chicken. The problem is, Bart's parody came out in 2014, when this was released in 2006, 8 years earlier. Notice how I only put the DNQ - I simply wasn't bothered enough to look how many points it got in the semi-finals. It obviously failed to progress through to finals, proving that TSC still hasn't killed off the remaining brain cells that are about to perish anyway. Also, you don't ever put a whole chicken into a deep fat fryer because the inside may still be raw.
I should take part in TSC again just to bring you more joy, Ricktworick1. :D