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Ricktworick1's Top 15 Worst TSC Songs of 2016 (7-4)

Dec 10, 2016 by ricktworick1
Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!

7. Ryan Brown - Walked Away - #ryan5676, TSC243, 25th, 9 pts


Where the fuck do I even start with this? After a couple of rather disappointing results, Ryan decided that he needs to send something completely out of the box. He sure achieved that by composing his own song with a production that probably cost less than an item at Poundland. The lack of vocal is actually the least of issues happening there - he obviously cannot sing for shit, but the most appaling thing is probably the fact that he actually takes this entry very seriously to the extent that he thought he'd get appreciated over it in TSC. Times change, but we are not zombies yet.

6. Cupcakke - Doggy Style - #KingGeek, TSC245, 22nd, 32 pts


Her talents lack quite a bit, but that's not actually horrendous when you compare that to the actual product that came out of it. Gosh, I really felt like punching both my ears and eyes because this is just appaling not only musically, but also visually. I specially provided an alternative link without the music video so children like Ryan wouldn't have to watch it, but not every person was spared from that.

Scott's comment should PARTIALLY EXPLAIN IT:

03) CupcakKe - Doggy Style - Well when I submitted a song titled Doggy Style it flopped, the barking dog sounds were much better in the one I submitted, video is nastier and more offensive than mine was and there isn`t any appeal here weather it be sexual (vomiting inducing) or talent wise (Cringe worthy).

5. Potap & Nastya - Doggie Style - #onemanarmy, TSC238, 25th, 24 pts


Speaking of Scott, there was one thing that he was wrong about: in my opinion his Doggy Style song sounded even worse than Cupcakke's, because at least in the latter I was able to laugh for a bit. The barking sounds here are more annoying because they are incorporated in a more professional way, if you know what I mean, and as a result their excuse for making this shitty tune is just loads of bullshit. It's a pity, because the beat is pretty ok, but this should undermine how important the chorus is in a song.

On another note, this proves that anything related to dogs included in the song title is a risky pick - having two entries that have pretty much the same name on the same worst of list is kind of an achievement.

4. Golf Boys - Oh Oh Oh - Yoshitomi, TSC247, 24th, 0 pts


The start doesn't sound too bad, sure it's extremely cheesy, but I still had hope for at least a semi-decent song. Then I saw the dancing moves made by the guys in the video and I really felt a bit violated and when they started singing I just said goodbye to all my positive expectations. Sure, it fits the sports theme, but a lot of sport anthems sound like projects made by 5th-graders who only know the basics of how to produce a commercial song. This is annoying, childish, YET DULL at the same time. If it was longer (thank god for the length), it'd have probably cracked the top 3.

Tags:
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charliebibi
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Fritzyyyyy
Insanity
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Nerdbird44
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Comments

gosh, still no mention, could i be top 3!!
Sent by bibbles,Dec 10, 2016
proud of ryan!!
Sent by Patrick319,Dec 10, 2016
Potap & Nastya - Doggie Style is a bop though, thought this would of done better TBH
Sent by onemanarmy,Dec 10, 2016

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