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Ricktworick1's Top 15 Worst TSC Songs of 2016 (3-1)

15thDec 13, 2016 by ricktworick1
I took a few days bc you guys would have been to excited for the podium entries.

Notes:
- All songs sent in TSC between 226 to 264 are eligible (except for the 70s and 90s themed contests + throwback TSC)
- YET AGAIN, this is based on my personal opinion. Please do not take any offense from what I think of as they are strictly my thoughts, but I have no idea whether this disclaimer is useful because EVERY YEAR I get someone complain about it. Don't read it if you get offended, easy as that, if you are gonna cry about that then do it somewhere where you don't look like a fool.
- Contrary to some weird belief, I don't believe that my music taste is better than anyone else's. This list is for you all to have some fun and laugh at possible comments I make.
- If you are disappointed that your stinker isn't on this list (unlikely), there will be a dishonorable mentions list just for you to fap to your own entry!

And the podium begins:

3. Ryan Brown - Catchy Song! - #ryan5676, TSC257, 15th, 6 pts


Yes, this didn't end up as the winner of this year's countdown, and I'm quite sure you are disappointed, but let me explain why: the other 2 entries consider themselves to be actual professional artists, while Ryan is just Ryan. This doesn't excuse him for making this horrible shitty song. Clearly not discouraged enough after the flop that Walked Away is (featured earlier in the list), he decided to have another go to produce a musical masterpiece, and there comes this "catchy song". At 2:10 your ears may feel something very similar like getting your ass drilled with diarrhoea and when you try to poop it out, it just gets stuck because of how smelly and wet it is. Not that I think Ryan got wet while making and sending this song, but you never know.

2. Adi Ulmansky - I Always Liked Men With Good Hands - #striky, TSC245, 8pts, 30th


Adi is actualy a pretty well-known artist in Germany, so that should tell you why it's featured higher here than the horrible-fest from Ryan. Her voice is irritating as hell, but that's actually not the biggest issue - my main problem is the fact that there are no harmonies in this song WHATSOEVER. It's just a bunch of random noises put together, it sounds like the producer put no effort into making this. Singing over a poor backing track with such a rat-alike vocal never works, if the production here was at least slightly better, it'd not sound as terrible. The song title should have already suggested that this was going to be a dick-sucking entry, but at least it fits the sound of it.

22) Adi Ulmansky - I was ready for this to go off, but now I just want it to fuck off.
22) Adi Ulmansky - What the hell is that voice where it sounds like she is trying to make the most annoying voice possible and it is working where it is making my ears cringe and the music just made this a lot more weirder so I better get the holy water now
22) Adi Ulmansky - What the hell was that? This is something they'd play at a furry convention. I don't like it.
22. Adi Ulmansky: What the hell is this?
22) Adi Ulmansky - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT KIND OF CREATURE STRAIGHT OUTTA HELL WHAT THE NO. THIS AIN'T CHRISTIAN.
22) Adi Ulmansky        the production on this was almost as bad as ryan's song
22) Adi Ulmansky - 'I Always Liked Men With Good Hands' An upset contestant who wants to make a protest by not getting any vote again?
22- Adi Ulmanski- Is this a joke? It looks Like!
22) Adi Ulmansky
how is this chick doing a germany tour with songs like this?
22. Adi Ulmansky- This was honestly so scary I may have nightmares what the hell is this I’m so scared.
22) Adi Ulmansky: Ok ma'am i get your point ^^ - damn krrais you are creepy

You can see all sort of negative comments for Adi, but she still fared better than the winner of the Worst TSC Song 2016, just because she actually got points, unlike...

1. Corinne Bailey Rae - Been To The Moon - #NerdBird44, TSC228, 26th, 0 pts


This load of crap. 0 points before penalties were applied. What adds insult to this is the fact that she's a grammy award-winning artist. With this current trend of having to be unique and different, Corinne decided that she must join this as well. As a person who was known for quality R&B and Soul music, I expected her to come out with something pretty amazing, but instead she released something that was boring and IRRITATING at the same time. That's sort of an achievement, usually the annoying releases are pretty upbeat, like the irritating "Bitch I'm Madonna" tune. Moreover, this sound of weird production also affects the way I perceive her vocal, while undoubtedly above decent, it's just frustrating to listen to such wasted potential. Such a disjointed sound, with this unnecessary one-minute ending where nothing interesting happens, maybe except for frustrating us even more.

20. Corinne Bailey Rae – self-indulgent, over stylised, jazzy rubbish!
20 - Corienne Bailey Rae - There was no flow to this. Jazz music is not my thing, but the song was just so hard to listen to. Her vocal was ok, the music just NO.
20. Corinne Bailey Rae - I'm all for experimental and different shit (I gave Santigold points last week, TROLLS), but this had ZERO cohesion to it. I'm going to go soothe my ears with "Put Your Records On." Find your roots, Corinne. Go back to them.
20)        Corinne Bailey Rae – This is the same woman who sang “Put Your Records On”? Totally unrecognisable. Too loose and experimental for me.
20.        Corinne Bailey Rae – “Been to the Moon” – And this song shows us why Corinne Bailey Rae hasn’t won a Grammy since. This song tried too hard to be different, and the style of her music is too emphasized and it takes away from the song itself.
20. Corinne Bailey Rae – What the hell am I listening to where the music sounds like it doesn’t belong here and it doesn’t pick up that quickly either
20. Corinne Bailey Rae - Well she seems to be quite into herself, no thank you lady.
20. Holy shit, this is horrible. What a horrid drop from the last three songs... Please stop. End it now. It was SO boring.
Corinne Bailey Rae ~ Easily her worst.
20. Corinne Bailey Rae – After all these years and her music is still boring… sad.
20) Corinne Bailey Rae - The last time I questioned whether something was music this much was when Hannah Diamond's Every Night was submitted. - OTTN5
20. Corinne Bailey Rae – boring…painful…boring…poor pace…painful…cringey…lounge music at its worse.

That's it for the worst of list! Next to go is the 2016 Best K-pop songs, but I will post dishonorable mentions soon!

Full rank:
1. Corinne Bailey Rae - Been To The Moon - NerdBird44, TSC228, 26th, 0 pts
2. Adi Ulmansky - I Always Liked Men With Good Hands - striky, TSC245, 8pts, 30th
3. Ryan Brown - Catchy Song! - ryan5676, TSC257, 15th, 6 pts
4. Golf Boys - Oh Oh Oh - Yoshitomi, TSC247, 24th, 0 pts
5. Potap & Nastya - Doggie Style - onemanarmy, TSC238, 25th, 24 pts
6. Cupcakke - Doggy Style - KingGeek, TSC245, 22nd, 32 pts
7. Ryan Brown - Walked Away - ryan5676, TSC243, 25th, 9 pts
8. Ms. Peachez - Fry That Chicken - konohavillage1, TSC237, DNQ
9. Hatsune Miku - Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! - Yoshitomi, TSC248, 19th, 27 pts
10. Charli XCX - Paradise (feat. Hannah Diamond) - AquaMarine, TSC229, 29th, 11 pts
11. VV Brown - Sacrifice - Yoshitomi, TSC229, 28th, 12 pts
12. Brian Wilson - Surf's Up - Snick247, TSC236, 29th, 0 pts
13. Fergie - M.I.L.F.$ - QueenMichelle, TSC243, 7th, 69 pts
14. Montaigne - In The Dark - onemanarmy, TSC259, 16th, 31 pts
15. Karmin - Acapella - Yoshitomi, TSC253, 14th, 43 pts

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Comments

I REMEMBER CORINNES SONG
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING SHIT IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE
Sent by QueenMichelle,Dec 13, 2016
LMAOOO poor Corinne
Sent by Patrick319,Dec 13, 2016
wow, i didnt even make this list!!
Sent by bibbles,Dec 13, 2016
I REMEMBER CORINNES SONG
THAT WAS THE MOST BORING SHIT IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE
Sent by onemanarmy,Dec 13, 2016
lol i dont remember writing that.. i do remember those 3 songs tho.. iconic
Sent by krrais,Dec 14, 2016
OMG, the 3rd one should be the first.

You're too mean with Corinne, ok it's not good but at least has some rhythm, but the other 2... are they supposed to be songs? xDDDDDD
Sent by Alexito,Dec 14, 2016
good number one
Sent by Lachie227,Dec 14, 2016
catchy song is a hit tbh
Sent by coolnarwhal88,Dec 14, 2016
How do I join TSC?? HAS ANYONE USED HOPELESSLY THEY WOULD FUCKING WIN
Sent by Pegasus1234,Dec 14, 2016
Eminem - Campaign Speech isn't a song
Sent by Pegasus1234,Dec 14, 2016

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