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Funny Joke
Jun 4, 2011
by
shandaleer
The Marine and the French Woman
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed
middle-aged French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone
must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
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