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Funny Joke

Jun 4, 2011 by shandaleer
The Marine and the French Woman

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length

looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed

middle-aged French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans

are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under

that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog,

tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone

must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often

seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in

the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And

now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"

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