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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

just finished the first half

Jan 16, 2017 by splozojames50
of the wide window in a series of unfortunate events

W H Y do they keep spoiling the climax/major plot twist/biggest event in each arc as if its NOTHING just randomly for no reason during narrated segments? The show already has really shitty CBS comedy-tier humor which takes away from any semblance of the serious/intense/gripping qualities of the books but now they take away ANY suspense that the episodes might have otherwise had?

like i dont understand how anyone who hasnt read the books would enjoy this at all because of how poor it is.

I also dont understand how anyone who has read the books would enjoy this (unless they are some buzzfeed-visiting white girl who thinks shitty laugh track CBS comedies like big bang theory are funny) because of how horrible an adaptation this is

as a kid i HATED reading. this books of this series were the ONLY books that i read in a non-compulsory setting and i am so attached ugh its so upsetting seeing how the mediocre movie adaptation got shit on by the public and this shitty as all hell adaptation is getting a generally positive reception?

im ranting a lot about this but ugh im SO disappointed in how this turned out. The random 1 minute fanmade cgi teaser that is no way actually associated with this series has entertained me more than close to 5 hours of the series.

Comments

did you finish last squad standing ?
Sent by vivivoom87,Jan 16, 2017
vivivoom87 no i have to watch the finale still which i probably should have watched already instead of wasting 5 hours of my life watching this shit hole
Sent by splozojames50,Jan 16, 2017
splozojames50 thats what they did in the books was reveal the ending like BLANK IS DEAD AND HE COULDNT KEEP HIS PROMISE AND BLANK ISNT DEAD YET BUT WILL BE

they did it for the books
Sent by lionsden121,Jan 16, 2017
lionsden121 hmm i guess i dont remember the books as well as i thought i did

however i will stand by the show being absolute garbage
Sent by splozojames50,Jan 16, 2017
UGH I have only watched the first 2 episodes Splozojames50 I read all the books when I was younger and I loved them.

The movie sucked, and the show is so absolutely cheesy it's awful. Why NPH was casted as Count Olaf is beyond me, and the child actors suck (not necessarily completely their fault...they're just young, inexperienced, and given an awful script).

Should I even bother watching the last 6 episodes?
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jan 16, 2017
splozojames50 i think u need to read the books again i think you forgot them
Sent by lionsden121,Jan 16, 2017
Lionsden121 is right about that tho lol

My problem with the show is that it is WAY too cheesy, and not dark enough

and why the fuck did they cast kronk as Lemony Snicket??????!?!?!
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jan 16, 2017
lionsden121 i honestly do tbh lol

HOWEVER the show is still one of the worst shows ive watched in a while

god if the bar for scripted tv is so low that this shithole is considered good then that really speaks for itself
Sent by splozojames50,Jan 16, 2017
I've read all of the books and I've already watched the entire season and I believe they do the books justice. The narrating was a HUGE part in the books and i'm glad they put it in the TV series. Although i'm not sure why you're complaining about them "spoiling the plot" since that's what they did in the books as well. Also there's no way you can compare this show from one of those of CBS'.
Sent by Mine,Jan 16, 2017
minie the narration part i will concede on because i didnt remember that so MY BAD

and yes, technically the main events of the books do technically happen. my issue is HOW they happen. the acting is over the top cheesy and i cannot watch 2 minutes without cringing. neil patrick harris in particular is so bad that i have to ff through his attempts at being "menacing".

and yes it is comparable to a CBS comedy because neil patrick harris being a PRODUCER has infected the show with the same brand of SHITTY unfunny comedy to the point where one of his bffs from said SHITTY unffunny comedy is now on this show (where she 100% would not have been cast if neil patrick harris was not a producer)
Sent by splozojames50,Jan 16, 2017
Mine I agree w/ you on the narrator aspect, and the plot being very accurate to the books, but splozojames50 is right about the comedy. It is AWFUL. The books definitely have some comedy, but it's nowhere near as cheesy as what it's like in the show. The comedy is pretty much on par w/ what I see on CBS lol.

The pilot episode was a HUGE cringe. The 2nd episode wasn't as bad, but holy shit, what an awful pilot episode lol
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Jan 16, 2017
kob3sm1th both reptile room episodes were GOD AWFUL. thoroughly unfunny throughout. like this is why i watch reality tv when the bar for scripted tv is THIS low to the point where this show is considered an above average scripted show
Sent by splozojames50,Jan 16, 2017
Kob3Sm1th I mean I read the books in 5th grade so someone with not the best memory of what exactly happened I enjoyed the season.

Although the Pilot would be confusing/weird for people who aren't familiar at all.
Sent by Mine,Jan 16, 2017
Ok hi lol
Sent by Minie,Jan 17, 2017
Love my fav tengagers fighting over the only chapter books that I ever completely read in my MS days < 3. I watched ep 1. I'll finish eventually
Sent by Timster,Jan 17, 2017

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