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BBCAN 5 ep.1 Play by Play

Mar 18, 2017 by woeisme
I finally finised the first 2 eps of this season a few hours ago, and I typed out my thoughts while watching. Ep 2 will be in a separate blog!

Why are they on a spaceship?? I'm cringing already. That's the spirit.It's not BB unless I'm cringing minutes in.

Alright not gonna lie as lame as this space theme is t
he house looks pretty bad ass.

I take it back already. The space theme is pretty cool. BB us never puts this much creativity in their themes

I wanna rub dre's head

6 minutes in and I already hear the first thick Canadian accent. Thought it would be sooner.

That Jackie lady is a mighty fine specimen

LOL @ Dre falling. I'm glad I'm not there. I unintentionally laugh when people tumble.

"I'm not on BB to find a BF" That means she'll definitely have a showmance

I like this karen lady so far. She seems to have a good head on her shoulders, and I love when they take a chance and cast people her age. Hope she doesn't dissapoint.

"None of the returning houseguests have any idead who else is returning." Yeaaaa, I don't buy that for a second.

I skipped the last 2 BBcan seasons, I don't know any of the returnees outside of Neda, Gary, Ika. and I like all 3 to some extent.

LOL. I almost forgot about the letter shredding. That was a good laugh.

This Dallas guy needs to step back from the camera a bit. I don't need to see your pores bro.

I like that theynhave the returnees coming in a door, and not hopping out a present box like BBUS did last year. I'm also glad that there's no long wait for the returnees to enter.

Most of the noobs seem like actual fans. I love that. On the us fans vs faves versions of survivor and BB, where only like 4 "fans" have seen the show before lol.

LOL the noobs look like their closer and closer to crapping their pants with every returnee who comes in.

*Neda walks in* "yea we're screwed." Well at least they know.
I hope this Sindy with an S lady doesn't say that all season, or it'll start to get annoying with an A.

LOL Gary already gaming seconds in the house. "I really wanna work with you Sindy." She gives him an awkward look and just walks off. She's like don't say that crap with all of these people right by us.

Neat twist. I'm surprised they didn't give HOH to someone else, to not get blood on their hands. Karen impresses me so far

Someone's getting safety until jury??? Huge advantage. A returnee has this locked up. It would be funny if jury started at like 14 though, LOL. Whomever gets this power is gonna have a massive target once they're eligible for noms again though!

"Remember someone is ALWAYS watching." Aww, I missed that creepy ass closing line from Arissa.

Alright off to episode 2.

#BBCan5 #BBCAN

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