I present to you, Tengaged... every single Charlie Weasley quote throughout the entire Harry Potter series.
Book 1: Sorcerer's Stone
None.
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Book 2: Chamber of Secrets
None.
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Book 3: Prisoner of Azkaban
None.
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Book 4: Goblet of Fire
“It’s got to be Ireland. They flattened Peru in the semifinals.” (this line is delivered "thickly, through a mouth of potatoes")
“Krum’s one decent player, Ireland has got seven. I wish England had got through. That was embarrassing, that was.”
“Went down to Transylvania, three hundred and ninety to ten. Shocking performance. And Wales lost to Uganda, and Scotland was slaughtered by Luxembourg.”
“He’ll be okay, he only got ploughed! Which is what Krum was after, of course…”
"The Snitch, where’s the Snitch?"
"What?"
"He’s an old friend of Dumbledore’s, isn’t he?"
“He’s retired, used to work at the Ministry. I met him once when Dad took me into work with him. He was an Auror — one of the best … a Dark wizard catcher,” he added, seeing Harry’s blank look. “Half the cells in Azkaban are full because of him. He made himself loads of enemies, though … the families of people he caught, mainly … and I heard he’s been getting really paranoid in his old age. Doesn’t trust anyone anymore. Sees Dark wizards everywhere.”
"I might be seeing you all sooner than you think."
“You’ll see. Just don’t tell Percy I mentioned it … it’s ‘classified information, until such time as the Ministry sees fit to release it,’ after all.”
“This is a Hungarian Horntail. There’s a Common Welsh Green over there, the smaller one — a Swedish Short-Snout, that blue-gray — and a Chinese Fireball, that’s the red.”
“I didn’t know you were bringing her, Hagrid. The champions aren’t supposed to know what’s coming — she’s bound to tell her student, isn’t she?”
“Really romantic date, Hagrid."
“Just get past them, I think. We’ll be on hand if it gets nasty, Extinguishing Spells at the ready. They wanted nesting mothers, I don’t know why … but I tell you this, I don’t envy the one who gets the Horntail. Vicious thing. Its back end’s as dangerous as its front, look.”
“I’ve got them counted, Hagrid. How’s Harry?”
“Just hope he’s still fine after he’s faced this lot. I didn’t dare tell Mum what he’s got to do for the first task; she’s already having kittens about him… ‘How could they let him enter that tournament, he’s much too young! I thought they were all safe, I thought there was going to be an age limit!’ She was in floods after that Daily Prophet article about him. ‘He still cries about his parents! Oh bless him, I never knew!’ ”
“You’re tied in first place, Harry! You and Krum! Listen, I’ve got to run, I’ve got to go and send Mum an owl, I swore I’d tell her what happened — but that was unbelievable! Oh yeah — and they told me to tell you you’ve got to hang around for a few more minutes. … Bagman wants a word, back in the champions’ tent.”
# of quotes: 17
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Book 5: Order of the Phoenix
None.
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Book 6: Half-Blood Prince
None.
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Book 7: Deathly Hallows
“Hi, Hagrid, how’s it going?”
“Norbert? The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.”
“Oh yeah.”
“They’re a lot more vicious. Wish Dad would hurry up and get here. Mum’s getting edgy.”
# of quotes: 4
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In total, Charlie speaks 21 times throughout the series, an average of 3 times per book. Of these 21 quotes, 5 refer to the Quidditch World Cup. 5 refer specifically to the Triwizard Tournament. 6 refer to dragons.
The other five quotes are: "Hi, Hagrid, how's it going?", "What?", "Really romantic date, Hagrid," and two quotes explaining to Harry who Mad-Eye-Moody is. "What?" arguably does not even count as a Charlie Weasley quote, because he, Fred, and George all exclaim it at the same time.
