Got a little mistake you need to take care of? Morning after pill not work? Didn't feel like wearing a condom? ABORT IT'S ASS HERE.
A message from Brian Mertz:
"It is not everyday someone gets an abortion memorial clinic put in their name. However, if there were ever someone to get it, I rightfully deserve this honor. Since I am an even bigger deal now with my badass job, I feel that it is necessary to give back to the less fortunate. That is why I introduce the Brian Mertz Memorial Abortion Clinic. You can now remove your mistakes from your spam whoring and rid yourselves of this cancerous fetus. Although you will still be below me, at least I'm giving you an opportunity to prevent future reproduction of your genes. Thank you and God bless.
And Noel, you're still an ugly, pathetic cunt and I hope your dog gets ran over by a blue 2006 Chevy Cobalt."