TEAM A:
Sitcom Title- The Holy Homosexual Hoes
Starring:
Moxanne as Mother Superior
Luna Rox as Mother Fucher and Velma
Miss Chi as Gloria
Pride Ann Prejudith as Lucy
Shaquiqui Jones as Dominique
Storyline-
A few months ago a new woman was hired as the Mother Superior of Sister Doody's Boarding Christian School For Gurrrrls! The new Mother Superior, who has been arrested several times for DUI, finds herself in a Christian school full of lesbians and a big bitch named Mother Fucher. Mother Fucher makes it her life goal to get Mother Superior fired because she thinks she deserves to be Mother Superior over her. Mother Fucher punishes the girls for naughty behavior and vile word choices, especially the lesbians. But Mother Superior applauds them and gets drunk and has parties with them! The lesbian boarding students are determined to get Mother Fucher fired because they want more nuns like Mother Superior. The lesbian boarding students can often be found scissoring in bed together, drinking, smoking, beating eachother up, using racist language, and getting arrested. But they never forget to pray! It sounds like a great school, right?
TV Show Poster/Character looks-
http://oi61.tinypic.com/34zmtc7.jpg Character Descriptions:
Mother Superior: The new Mother Superior. Mother Superior was recently hired as the new Mother Superior of Sister Doody's Boarding Christian School for Gurrrrls! She has been arrested several times for DUI. She is a wild party nun who gets drunk all the time and throws crazy parties with the boarding students. Ever since she has arrived Mother Fucher has been very jealous and furious that she became Mother Superior over her. Mother Fucher often spies on Mother Superior as she is getting drunk and acting wild with the students. Sometimes Mother Superior pulls pranks on Mother Fucher like dragging her ontop of the roof while she is asleep. Mother Superior favors the lesbian students and sometimes when she gets drunk, naughty and sinful activities happen! Mother Superior barely knows anything about her job because all she wants to have is money and fun!
Mother Fucher is the one nun you don’t want to mess with. Born and raised in Germany, her strong accent makes it hard for the others to understand her, and provides some hilarities when she either says the wrong word or mispronounces it completely. She has her eyes set on two things: stopping the lesbian antics once and for all and destroying Mother a Superior!
Velma is the latest girl to join the others at Sister Doody's Christian Boarding School for Gurrrrls! She is young and naïve, something that has been easily exploited by Gloria, one of the older girls. Velma is new to lesbian relationships and often makes sexual comments without even realising it.
Gloria is a senior and has had relations with all of the girls at the convent, and even with some of the teachers too! She is a sexual terrorist and has already got her sights set on innocent Velma. Gloria is a prolific rule breaker and is the troublemaker at the convent.
Lucy Puccy. She's a southern belle that enjoys reading her Bible, calling minorities "the help", and playing doctor with her cousins Beth when no one is looking. She's come to the convent to learn how to guide people to Jesus, just like he did when she accidentally got lost in a wheat field when trying to find someone who said the "South lost the Civil War"
Dominque: The girl with attitude. Don’t mess with Dominique because she is not here to play games, In a fight, she has Jesus on her side and as some of the girls already know, she is not afraid to use her fists. The bible is her word and her word is “GUUUUUUUUUURL THIS IS CRAYZAY!”
