A mystical creature emerged onto the Jamaican shore. It was a newborn mermaid, wearing a big weave, sporting gargantuan Veneers, and serving unshakable fierceness.
http://i.imgur.com/hhRwQ0M.jpg She was disgraced, frowned upon, and judged by the Jamaican people. But the Toofuk couple, who've failed to have a child over their twenty years of marriage, decided to adopt the baby and name her "Shewan." When she got older, she was taken to America to get surgery to remove her mermaid tail. The surgery was done and she had new legs. During her surgery, however, a gang busted in and killed both of her parents, leaving her two new legs ad two new deaths. She had to make a living on her own by performing in drag shows at the local bar, and eventually she became a household name.
Since becoming a celebrity, Shewan mostly relaxes on the west coast beaches, soaking in the sun and tasting ALMOND JOY bars.
http://i.imgur.com/tJt2lCQ.jpg She hopes and dreams that she can be Taylor's Next Drag Superstar
